Interests 6/10/15: Chris curses Sega -

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Picklechu

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I like that Chris is so adamant that his cartoon fantasy universe can't be altered by anyone else now. It only took him seven or so years.

As usual, his "curses" involve intangible things happening to people. I also like how he uses "constant" and "inconsistent" in the same sentence to describe the same thing.

I also liked the clause excluding Sonic CD's theme song from the curse. :lol:
 

Lachlan Hunter McIntyre

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"each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall now suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads" What in the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
Translated from autism to English, I believe he is saying that he wants the people involved with this to have random sensory overload attacks at no warning, and that he wants it to be a frequent occurrence.
 

The Nameless One

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Oh God, Magi-Chan, what did they do to your legs? Seriously, his arms are both thicker and longer than his legs, and it looks like Chris got tired of drawing a simple character on a white background partway through, so he just gave up on drawing Magi-Chan's legs with any semblance of proportion or curvature.
 

Totenkopf

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"each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall now suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads" What in the fuck is this even supposed to mean?

Okay, can I be on the record as the first Christorian on the Kiwi Farms to propose a new theory to the Sonichu canon? Chris's blood can cure homosexuality (as written by Chris, in His image and kindness (see Sonichu #10)) but His mind can cause autism.

His blood is as of anti-homo-dna and His mind is of autism, as set forth in the ancient tomes.

Look upon His strength with love and fear! For those who are loyal are granted eternity in the cartoon world as put forth by Chris, where He looks after us, and all cartoons secretly live out their day-to-day lives when not on tv!

Those who deny His attraction-signs, however, are forced into eternal servitude! Their minds rot with autism when, like with Dementors, they suffer a fate worth than death.

Fear and love Chris! Power to His name!

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