6/10/16 - Phil reminds us of Daddy Rape Day - Again.

[Melkor]

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Phil, nobody believes you.

 

[Maruukat]

He could've at least waited until the fourth.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

T8tr boi people would think you were undesirable regardless of whether you pretended to be raped 19 years ago or not

 

[Ntwadumela]

I've never heard of anyone talk about their dad this much in this context. Pretty sure it's his dad's footlong and not Dusty's he wants.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I hope his father charges him with slander and then he gets raped and murdered in prison

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil will 7/4.

 

[Prince Omicron]

"and people think I'm undesirable"

Welp, that sure puts a damper on the phony sex worker theme

Phil, have you considered a different fake career like discount ninja, or pedestrian bike messenger?

 

[Bassomatic]

This reminds me of the south park where people were upset not getting raped by parents.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I can just imagine Phil lying asleep in bed, crying out in his sleep, "WHY DIDN'T YOU MOLEST ME, ANGELO!"

 

[Twrx]

So he finally realized he's undesirable?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

So much for that weekend of BDSM pickle play, eh Phil?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He almost made it 90 days without accusing something of rape.

 

[Rio]

So he finally realized he's undesirable?

Nah, looking at the wording he's not upset because he feels that he is undesirable. He's upset that other people think he's undesirable.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So much for that weekend of BDSM pickle play, eh Phil?

Phil is emerging from what @Ravenor calls a "cheese coma" that happens around the time he gets paid his welfare benefits.

 

[APerson]

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Phil, nobody believes you.

Jesus, look at that profile picture. It doesn't look masculine, but that's just because it doesn't look human.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Phil thinks about dads almost as much as Pierre.

Spoiler: Mmm, can't stop thinking about Angelo

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"feeling emotional"

Oh, Phil. Everyone knows that autistics are unfeeling robots that don't have emotions.

 

[An Ghost]

Great news: he's got 2 sad faces on his status! They're not likes but he's getting attention, right?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I have neither pity nor lulz for this. Dusty's revelations, which have yet to be proven true or false, have forever left me conflicted about Angelo.

 

[Prince Omicron]

Phil is emerging from what @Ravenor calls a "cheese coma" that happens around the time he gets paid his welfare benefits.

lordy;
say what you want about Australatina, but if their time standard is indexed to Phil's sperge-swings it's more consistent than the NIST atomic clock