6/10 Why I've been keeping my weight loss private.... - Because there hasn't been any?!

[ET 599]

 

[Asperchewy]

fat

 

[drtoboggan]

Obeast.

 

[Dovahshit]

 

[Shallow_Hal]

“I’m doing so great guys,that’s why I’m not sharing” biggest lie she’s told in awhile. Girl we saw what you ate at that Mexican restaurant, that was just one meal, you’re not fooling anyone.

 

[slangdangin]

"I feel like when I look at you guys I'm, like, cross eyeded."

Also, is this the third video from the same day?

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

Dirty bra strap makes a lot of appearances in this video. It's trying to get our attention & signal to SEND HELP

 

[WeightLossGoals]

First minute in
"I can't install this, I can't do that on my Macbook"
Welcome to Apple.


Btw: Why is she holding the camera? Didn't she get a tripod for vlogging? Because of that I feel like getting seizures.

 

[pickleniggo]

She's so incredibly useless, like holy balls. Also her bra is desperately trying to escape her body. She's drinking out of a plastic water bottle despite having bottles, jars, and containers. She's aware of all of this, and aware that we will sperg about it, and yet she doesn't change. She's just boring at this point.

“I’m doing so great guys,that’s why I’m not sharing” biggest lie she’s told in awhile. Girl we saw what you ate at that Mexican restaurant, that was just one meal, you’re not fooling anyone.

And we all know one Ambermeal is equivalent to 4 normal meals. We saw all that food, Amber. No need to act coy about eating a few dainty chips.

 

[Failed the Corn Maze]

Eight solid minutes of fumbling around with the camera and laptop (so basically, nothing) just to get to her point, or lack thereof. But then there's more "I need to figure out..." etc, etc.

Gotta get dat ad money.

 

[John McAfee]

If she was doing as well as she says, our hamberlynn wouldn't shut up about her lost el bees.

 

[Git]

TL;DW - Slug fumbles with overpriced tech gadgets. Fat girl cleavage shots. Unspoken reason why she is keeping her weight private is because she is gaining weight.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Is this an example of the quality content she will produce with these new toys? Also, how can she expect to figure out her computer and camera if she can't even use a tripod properly. It's not rocket science, gorl!

 

[another day another binge]

Yes Amber, I think that showing us your so called weight loss would be a cool idea since that was the reason you've created your youtube channel. Smart gorl. Innovative ideas.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

We know why you've been keeping your weight loss secret.

Because its been a gain.

A-HA! Eureka,,I have the answer *jumps out of bath and runs down the road shrieking* It's not weight that's the problem, it's VOCABULARY. All we need do is change the meanings of loss/gain and voila, Our Lady of the Lard is a winner.

Let's go celebrate at Chee....*flattened by stampede after being impaled on car keys* Our gooorl is a gold medallist in the Speed Waddle. Especially if you put the cake-on-a-stick in front of her.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Yes Amber, I think that showing us your so called weight loss would be a cool idea since that was the reason you've created your youtube channel. Smart gorl. Innovative ideas.

If she really doesn't read the comments like she claims, why does it matter if people say she is doing things wrong? I mean, if she really is losing (HA!) then she can just document it and live her life. But she knows she isn't going to get more likes than dislikes so it was a hollow gesture anyway.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I refuse to believe the black waffle cardigan has died. I've only just got over her outgrowing the hideous white one.

Ps. Of COURSE the whole laptop saga has ended in one huge fail. That's why you research, not just buy stuff at 5am cos "youtubers." Fuck me, she's beyond thick.

"FeeeYUreeus" tho...

 

[sperginity]

Eric's blog shows her waddling by, she looks worse than ever. I think she ran out of storage space in her butt so now the fat is accumulating on her stomach more. It's bad. She's gonna get stuck in a doorway soon.

Eta: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-amberlynn-reid-show-supporting-cast.33909/page-48#post-3441548

 

[C3PBRO]

Asking for likes under the guise of a poll is pretty gross. It's not gonna work, and even she didn't seem convinced it would work. She could get 100% thumbs up and she's still not going to talk about her weight loss journey until she's actually lost something, so what's the point?

Macbook saga is even more boring and annoying than the wellbutrin saga.

 

[IV 445]

fat.