[6/17/17] Phil Hates Father's Day - He Really Does

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Positron

Ran, Bob Ran!
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4Macie

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Honestly? I love everything about this video. It's pure Phil.

The autism hair. The soulless eyes. The 5 o'clock shadow. The stupid bull nose ring. The double chin that doubles as a neck. The rat teeth. And who can forget his weird speech pattern, "I hate...fadder's day."

You can't get more "Phil" than this video.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Did anyone not think he was going to do something like this?
I would imagine it's pretty hard to maintain such a massive lie without blinking, yeah.

The thing about traumatic experiences is, people who've had them don't normally go on about them, what with them being so traumatic and all. Phil goes out of his way to find excuses to bring his "years of abuse" up. We get Daddy Rape Day, we get Father's Day, we even get the anniversary of the end of the abuse.

In reality, the only suffering Phil has on Father's Day is the nagging reminder that for the sake of a few meaningless asspats from people he's never met, he's burnt bridges with everyone who's ever loved him and who could have given him real help.

Anyway, I look forward to the inevitable post containing a long catalogue of abuse, finishing with "something something healing something donate."
 
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