Man that would be downright spacious compared to how the dogs usually live
Yes and no. The supposed record for a Nurburgring lap while towing a trailer is held by a Panamera Sport. You can google "911 towing" or any other sports car with "towing" to find pictures and videos of people hauling campers/caravans, boats, and other stuff with them. Various sports cars have towing attachments. When recommended hauling capacity is "not recommended", you can still usually find low capacity aftermarket tow kits.I'm the farthest thing from a car person, but aren't sports cars terrible at towing?
Also this thing starts in the morning and there is no fucking chance she's getting up before noon. Maybe Frank will show up and take a picture so she can put it on her Twitter feed.He's never made it to any public demonstration or event despite all his promises to show up at every single one. I don't think there's reason to believe he will show up to this one either. So far he has only showed up to closed door events to avoid the public ridicule.
Poor thing is probably relieved to have been relegated to "winter storage." No bike, not even a Honda, should have the indignity of those eyelashes. I can't have been the only one hoping they'd rip off and go straight through Brian's neck, but I doubt it was ever ridden fast enough - or at all - for aerodynamics to be an issue.Nah, it wouldn't be a rematch since the original challenge was either the Prius or the RWV against that fucking stupid Honda bike Wu paraded around - you know, the one with the idiotic eyelashes on the lights.
Should also be noteworthy how that bike has virtually vanished, despite Flu claiming to have been an avid bike racer (and why Jace challenged Flu to a street race in the first place). Since Flu doesn't sell anything (though a barely ridden sportbike like that one would probably have a good resale price), I suspect 'REDLINE' is sitting forgotten under a tarp in the basement.
To this day we have no proof Brianna has ever actually ridden the damn thing. Every single instance of recorded footage suspiciously hides any identifying features of the rider. Frankly, given how irrelevant the bike is to Wu's image these days - the whole eyelashes bullshit was because the bike was named 'Redline' after the redicuously stupid bike in R60 - I'm surprised the TT got sold (most likely to be scrapped for parts) before they got a few hundred bucks from selling a largely great condition (because it was rarely ridden) sport bike like that.Poor thing is probably relieved to have been relegated to "winter storage." No bike, not even a Honda, should have the indignity of those eyelashes. I can't have been the only one hoping they'd rip off and go straight through Brian's neck, but I doubt it was ever ridden fast enough - or at all - for aerodynamics to be an issue.
I looked into the bike some time ago, which fortunately yielded results because Wu sperged about it hard when they were still pushing a bullshit "oh yeah I race bikes all the time" narrative. "Redline" is a 2009 Honda CBR 600rr. Pretty much everything else Wu says in regards to themselves is of course lies and bullshit - @Jaimas can back me up on this but that motorcycle accident is about as real as Brianna Wu having been born a natural human female.There's also a pic of her poncing about on a Ducati Monster (ah finks) which....just....no, fuck off.
It's hard to tell cos the pix are all focussed on Bootfaced Bri and not the bike, but it looks like the only aftermarket parts she put on were purely cosmetic like those stupid fucking eyelashes (the Monster had Ohlins suspension but that was standard) :autism: :autism: :autism: And all the Twatter comments were about her, not the bike - she even ignored questions as to what it was; did she even know? Yet is trying to sell the story this is her race-adjusted bike, without ANY of the race mods, or even road ones, and no autistic sperging about minutiae? Again, fuck off.
Oh, it gets even better - unrelated to the trannybike, but old research shows I basically found a whole article where Wu blathers on about motherhood and having babies so hard that even Metroid: Other M would say "that's taking the whole maternity thing too far."Is anything about this nightmare narc authentic? From her fanny to her "game developer" to her supposed hard chick crap, it's all just a thin veneer of self-importance. And that, presumably, is what she thinks women are?
Well, John went out of the way to climb the Ugly Tree, go out on a branch, saw it out from under himself and fall, then club himself a few more times with the branch for good measure. He wasn't particularly bad-looking before trooning out.She and Frank both fell out the Ugly Tree and hit all he branches on the way down.
Pretty much, I mean in theory it's doable.For the car freaks out there, is she talking the same level of pure 100% bullshit she does about bikes? Those articles @Optimus Prime gave me were just hilarious in their absolute about-face utter wrong. Tho I want to see her on one of these track days she "lives for" - it'd be less 80mph around bends in skintight leathers and no helmet (no, Brian, you're not Rossi) and more oops-went-bog-on-starting-line. Not to mention they'd make her take the only additions she claims off because unneccesary and dangerous. I'm unconvinced she's ever ridden anything bigger than a moped and I'll put money down on her never having done a track day. I doubt she's even watched the roundy-roundy on the telly.
It's just badly-written fantasy in the purplest of prose. But I know shag-all about cars - I'm guessing that all she actually does is tool around in an automatic and has absolutely no knowledge whatsoever of anything under the hood, is actually a pretty lousy driver, and thinks torque is what she and her horrible SJW pals do constantly? Is she the equivalent of the archetype mommy-driver/boy racer but with delusions?
Fucking sad she gets her grubby little hands on some reasonably nice kit. Tho I'm holding out on her crashing into a float full of speds.
Seven spots behind "Vacant spot for late entry." Don't those people know who John is?The put up tomorrow's parade running order.
Wu's clown car is almost at the very back of the parade. She's not towing anything, she's an item of her own. I wonder if this is the only reason they bought the convertible, so Wu can sit in it and do a royal wave to crowd who have no fucking idea who she is.
I hope someone posts photos or videos of the event so we can see how little effort Wu puts in.