• "he does not ban or even rebuke the impersonators or penis photo senders."

Sonichu 6/18 - Sonichu #11, pages 71-77Update 6/20 - preview with Magi-chan

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, Jun 18, 2017 at 3:06 PM.

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  1. 6/20 preview

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    Someone mentioned in another thread that Chris's Patreon content is on this website for free.

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    #1 The American Hedgehog, Jun 18, 2017 at 3:06 PM
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  2. Chris is definitely from the 90's. His DRM is nonexistent and expects it to just work by telling people to not do it.
     
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  3. 72.jpg

    Chris includes more details on the sex lives of Pokemon. Isn't this comic supposed to be a kid-friendly TV-Y7 or whatever?
     
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  4. The fuck did I just read.....

    Is this Watermellon's script still? It sucks.
     
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    #5 Hortator, Jun 18, 2017 at 4:36 PM
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    I don't know if Chris or Waterman wrote this, but it's hilarious that Chris added those words of advice that he should be following himself.

    Also, Chris doesn't know how to spell discipline.
     
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  7. What the hell is going on in this? Seriously this makes no fucking sense even for Chris I can't see where he is trying to go with it.
     
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  8. Chris's inner voice must have slipped out.
     
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  9. "Suck it up, David" is so out-of-place compared to Chris' normal airy-fairy childlike writing patterns that I actually laughed.
     
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  10. Is that a Caitlyn Jenner joke? From David's position it looks like he got a deep Ditto dicking, could Christine be hoping for the same thing from Ms. Jenner? :pickle::pickle::pickle:
     
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  11. :story:

    :stress:
     
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  12. Chris M-preg fetish confirmed

    ... great
     
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    Even Chris knows Bananasaurus is a shit character.
     
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  14. So this is what Chris consided as "Funny"
     
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  15. [​IMG]

    I guess Chris is now paraphrasing the last few conversations he had with women, this one sounds like what Megan said.
    Even in his comics, Chris still talks like an autistic, male robot trying to impersonate a teenage girl.

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    Are those two things eggs, or is that little purple monster happy because he's hitting something from behind? Once again, Chris deserves to be schooled because he doesn't understand that most intersexed creatures are genetic dead ends like himself.

    I wonder if Waterman and Chris bounced ideas off each other and Chris ended the conversation by saying, "but it's gotta be classy"!

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    Kind of sounds like Chris is critiquing himself. "You are bruised, moldy, and downright not fruit full...
     
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  16. I feel like Bananasaurus is a manifestation of the trolls he though were his friends and in the end ruined his life, like Punchie's love quest.
     
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  17. Ok I have two questions 1) What kind of Pokemon is that supposed to be and 2) What the fuck is happening here ?
     
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  18. The irony of such a statement is thinking she'll eat her words one day whenever something shows up on TV of Punchy successfully doing something heroic while she's stuck in a go-nowhere existence wishing she had more time to think about not dumping her former boyfriend in the first place (were they even engadged?).

    Even if he has to take out another character at the same time (though I guess we'll have to see if our Bananasaurus can make it to the end of his episode without being incinerated).
     
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  19. Bananasauros is the Poochy of Sonichu.
     
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  20. Well hopefully his planet will need him soon enough!
     
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