6/22/2019 - Tom finds a new way to wipe his ass - Scientists are said to be astounded..


Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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So I got two disagrees to my comment.

Am I to understand that Americans are happy with their guests deciding NOT to wipe after a greasy American poop, but instead to allow the feces and e. Coli to be washed onto the shower floor surface the whole family walks on while barefoot?? How is this considered acceptable behavior in any part of the 🗺???
I think the point is everyone (hopefully) cleans their ass in the shower. Not that ppl shit and then jump directly into the shower.

Howard Stern used to say he had a two wipe rule. If it took more than two wipes to clean his butt after a poop, he just jumped in the shower to clean off.
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Misaki Nakahara

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Tom is like a billion years old and hasn't learned that it's poor form to announce a change in bowel movement consistency

Feline Darkmage

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It’s almost par for course that lolcows unnecessarily shit themselves. ADF, Chris and now Tommy. Who’s next? Amber Lynn? The Slaton sisters?
Amy Slaton has actually already regaled us with a story of how she once poop'd herself while like 10 oe 11 (i think) and at school. And then getting her fat body lifted up off the ground by an adult like "[she] was a sack of taters"