Money 6/26 - Chris angrily tweets at Cole Smithey to help Barb -

[Prick Baxter]

He seems to be confusing Cole with the hobo who lived in the Carnegie Hall attic in Home Alone 2

 

[A Skeleton]

barb is beyond help

 

[MMX]

Do the right thing Cole
Send Barb some bananas

 

[drmccoy]

Spoiler

Nulledit: This is faked. Stop freaking out.

 

[A Ghost]

so is chris hoping cole will use his magic healing powers to save Barb? Because im pretty sure the hole "save barb" ship has sailed

 

[Michel]

Chris shut up, you're not even helping her.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

COLE SMITHY IS BLOODY UNFAIR TO BARBRA-TOADS!

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Savage Smithey right here.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I will never blame Cole for this. Both Barb and Chris are toxic.

 

[Prick Baxter]

Savage Smithey right here.

It's a joke. Twitter changed "favorite" to "like" months ago

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Holy shit, is that just a funny photoshop, or is that legitimately Cole's response?

EDIT: nevermind, sadly.

 

[drmccoy]

It's a joke. Twitter changed "favorite" to "like" months ago

Oh, yep, sorry folks I made this in Fake Twitter posts. Sorry to ruin the fun. I thought it would be funny at least though.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Any time Chris reaches out to Cole, I assume shit at 14BC is getting pretty dire. Money problems? Barb hacking up a lung? Chris having an extra-tough hankering for lesbian tribbing?

I'm less interested in Cole's reaction (still, props to him for responding) than I am in knowing what prompted the tweet.

Edit: nvm, it's a fake.

 

[MMX]

2k rent per month ?
Barb should be sending cole tasty bananas

 

[Karen Riley]

Cole has spent years of his life avoiding Barb and trying to distance himself from being linked to the Chandler circus in any way possible. He's already ignored countless pleas from Chris, when he remembers Barb has another son, to financially and physically help and has made it clear that he's not interested.

So naturally of course Chris thinks if he takes to Twitter and yells at him that that'll force him to change his mind. Chris's tugboat comes in on Tuesday so this could be the last time we see him stressing about money for a few weeks

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Holy shit, is that just a funny photoshop, or is that legitimately Cole's response?

I think it's more accurate to call it a prediction.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris lives in a bleeding split-level mcmansion in the suburbs and buys multiple new PS4 games and dozens of dollars worth of Simpsons Tapped Out shit every month. He can afford to help his Own Mother.

 

[drmccoy]

Chris lives in a bleeding split-level mcmansion in the suburbs and buys multiple new PS4 games and dozens of dollars worth of Simpsons Tapped Out shit every month. He can afford to help his Own Mother.

But..,..but....but...Legos and Transformers

 

[The Man With No Name]

I really like the idea that Chris thinks Cole lives in a concert hall and not the apartments surrounding it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He seems to be confusing Cole with the hobo who lived in the Carnegie Hall attic in Home Alone 2

Surrounded by thousands of dollars worth of toys, amazon boxes, and empty containers from McDonald's, the irony just flew right over Chris-Chan's bald spot.
I guess Chris-Chan finally figured out that being a lady of the night was not an option to support the bad habits at 14 BC. These people are just too mentally unhealthy and hypocritical for sane people to pity for them any longer. I knew some form of begging or another was going to spring from Chris-Chan's mind. I wonder what big purchase Chris-Chan and Barb-Chan are eyeing now. What happened to Watermelon's generous donation?