6-30-19 - Me and Mom - Tom's mom tells him "stay off the internet"

BigTodd

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Naturally Tom ignores her sage advice and goes on to post their conversation on the internet.
4:15 - "Stay off the internet"
4:20 - Tom lies about making money on the internet. "cero dollarez"
12:25 - Tom says he's going to sue about the gym show
13:30 - "I'm on a mission from God"
17:10 - "I haven't had a lover since 1982". So much for the lie about getting laid in Denver.
20:20 - Tom tells his mom that he's going through a second puberty
 
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Thomas Paine

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13:10 - Mama Toots: "What is your life, what are you doing?"
13:15 - Tom: "I uh... I share a lot of commentary on the news."
13:30 - Mama Toots: "Who do you do this for?"
13:35 - Tom: "I'm on a mission from God."

5:02PM - My ass laughing that Mama Tooter is grilling him about being unemployed.
 

YourMom'sBox

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13:10 - Mama Toots: "What is your life, what are you doing?"
13:15 - Tom: "I uh... I share a lot of commentary on the news."
13:30 - Mama Toots: "Who do you do this for?"
13:35 - Tom: "I'm on a mission from God."

5:02PM - My ass laughing that Mama Tooter is grilling him about being unemployed.
So playing shitty music, dumpster diving, molesting dogs and teenagers is mission from God? Well I'm convinced!
 

MightyBiteySnake

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Tommy is so gross looking that it's easy to remember that he's only on his early 60s and had a living mother who's more with it than he is
 

Zeitgeist

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If you ever had any doubts about why his family paid him to stay away from them for decades, just listen to this fucking video. He's screaming at a 90 year old woman about his butthurt over admitting to pedophilia, bestiality and Facebook bans. He treats his family like absolute dogshit and demands that someone help him deal with the bullshit he himself causes.

What a ride. :story:
 

Zeitgeist

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The funniest part of this video is that his Mom addresses him as Tom. Even after years of that fake ass Tom vs. Tommie DID bullshit, she calls him Tom and he doesn't chimpout, effectively proving that his whole family addresses him as such and that's the reason he's so asspained about it. LOL
 

Damn Near

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This might be a dumb question since I'm not extremely well-versed in Tommie lore, but why exactly did he record and upload this? Pity points?
 
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Zeitgeist

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This might be a dumb question since I'm not extremely well-versed in Tommie lore, but why exactly did he record and upload this? Pity points?
For a few reasons.

Primarily, to show that he has a good relationship with his family. This is demonstrably untrue by the very video he published considering that his family, immediate and extended, shun him completely. They do not invite him to family gatherings or holiday events. His parents are incredibly rich and have paid him for years to stay away from the family. This tugboat sank about a decade ago when Tom's father had purchased a trailer that Tom was supposed to pay rent for. Instead, Tom squatted and Gene sold the trailer, effectively kicking Tom to the curb.

Second, Tom does everything for pity points or bragging rights.

And thirdly, he has no semblance of privacy or respect for the people he records. Often times he doesn't even tell the police or random strangers he calls to scream at that he's recording.

All of this backfires on him in incredible fashion because his brain is a piece of shit and he forgets everything. It's the main reason he deletes or hides videos. People like myself will highlight his failures and he'll try to gaslight everyone into believing either that's not him on video or it's taken out of context.

tl;dr: Tom is a pedophile dogfucker with zero boundaries and fails at everything. :story:
 
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$hakerattle

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This is just sad. Imagine being 91 and having your mentally ill spawn call you to shriek about conspiracy theories and "second puberty." She sounds so resigned and defeated at the end. How much heartbreak have you caused this poor old woman, Tommy?

I'm new to the Tommy lore, why is he cut off from his family "by the elders"? Being a mentally ill troon?
 
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Zeitgeist

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This is just sad. Imagine being 91 and having your mentally ill spawn call you to shriek about conspiracy theories and "second puberty." She sounds so resigned and defeated at the end. How much heartbreak have you caused this poor old woman, Tommy?

I'm new to the Tommy lore, why is he cut off from his family "by the elders"? Being a mentally ill troon?
He went troon sometime in the 2000's. Tom's family is loaded. According to Tom's own admission, they paid him out of his trust fund to stay away from the family from around the time he was a teenager because of his unwillingness to accept treatment for his schizo-affective disorder. Sometime in the 80's, his trust fund ran out and he qualified for gubmint tardbux. He, however, continued to pester his parents for cash infusions to support his drug habit and transient life style. As said above, the straw that broke the camel's back for Tom's parents was the trailer fiasco. Tom is still butthurt about that to this day and thinks he is owed money from the sale of the trailer despite not having bought it.

Tom is chimping out because all of his bullshit lies that he's constructed over the years are crumbling and he's scrambling to prove to a non-existent fan base that he's not really a disgusting, pants-shitting, free-loading, pedophile dogfucker. It's honestly the last gasps before Adult Protective Services commits him to an Arizona Mental Institution for the remainder of his sad, pathetic life.
 
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