6-30-2015 Phil decided to stay alive, part III -also, the Little Red Book -

[Morbid Boredom]

Last I checked, Phil was about to kill himself over getting mocked by weirdos on the Internet, which is way worse than, you know, pissing off everyone that had ever shown him a lick of kindness and being utterly alone.

Will we have to close the subforum if he mans up and-

Ah. Never mind.

Mao thought that the peasants should make steel out of farm tools in their yards. Maybe he was wrong about revolutions, too?

No sign of Kelly or Jin, yet.

 

[ln18]

What would Mao have to say about Hooves, Jordman and Jessida riding the tugboat express?

 

[Arkangel]

Mao's policies ended up killing millions of Chinese countrymen. Truely an inspirational figure.

Spoiler

 

[Picklechu]

Ahuviya needs a five year plan to learn how to ride a bike.

 

[Sunny-D]

Who's surprised?
Seriously though it is pretty damn grating to see someone saying "I decided to stay alive" with about as much gravity as "I decided to wear a green shirt today". Insulting towards anyone who has actually been affected by suicide.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What the Gang of Four did is potatoes compared to what Philip, Kelly, Jin and Langley have done.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Ahuviya needs a five year plan to learn how to ride a bike.

Phil has a 5 year plan?

"What is it, don't die?"

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Kiwifarms is very sad about the decision but at least we have drive bys to take care of him

 

[Stress Sigh]

Can we get a counter for how many times Phil "decides" to live?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I guess this is a good thing. We can't keep laughing at him if he's dead.

 

[Tookie]

From "Proud Heritage: People, Issues, and Documents of the LGBT Experience" - edited by Chuck Stewart

 

[Picklechu]

From "Proud Heritage: People, Issues, and Documents of the LGBT Experience" - edited by Chuck Stewart

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BUT MAOISTS WOULD TREAT AHUVIYA LIKE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT FIRE HIM FOR BEING A FAG!!!! Fucking cissie.

 

[AnOminous]

From "Proud Heritage: People, Issues, and Documents of the LGBT Experience" - edited by Chuck Stewart

Mao would literally murder Hooves. Literally.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Mao would literally murder Hooves. Literally.

Don't spoil our next assassination attempt

 

[RWS Watcher]

My social justice compass in Mao not Tumblr

No, his moral compass is more in line with most tumblrinas.

 

[Twrx]

Mao, Stalin, Lenin. All of them would have either shot Phil out right, put him a penal battalion, or sent his ass off to a forced labor camp.

North Korea is Phil, in country form now that I think about it. All it does is cry, and shake cages, and threaten to war people. But, in the end, its just wasted breath.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

roflMao

 

[Ariel]

His mani sucks!

 

[Le Bateleur]

Another lolcow with unrealistic dreams of China...

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

6-30-2015: Phil decides to stay alive.
7-1-2015: Phil dies of sepsis caused by bad tattoos.