Sonichu 6/30 - Sonichu 14, pg 11-12 - "Heart attack" was just heartburn; Chris wants help with lucid dreaming
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What does god need with a... I'm tired of this Star Trek V joke.
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His doc told him to take Tums? So it really was just heartburn after all.
Yeah, Chris, I'm sure that your 'physician' was ever so impressed with your mighty psychic powers.
Like everything that Chris has written for probably the past year this is a tedious fucking read.
His abilities are disabled....maybe he shouldn't have droped that horse toy on it's fucking head. Those eyes curse-ye-ha-me-had him. Now he has to update his software subscription to run the lucid dreaming app on his cpu.
I'm very skeptical that Chris knows what lucid dreaming is and even more skeptical that he can achieve it the way he wants. According to a book I read when I took psychology in high school autistics tend to have difficulty with lucid dreaming and if they do achieve it chances are it'll only be for a few minutes before they rapidly lose control. The example that was given was a patient the doctor was treating for Autism and anxiety. Said Patient really wanted to be an anime hero and marry a beautiful anime princess. So one night when the patient entered lucid dreaming he tried to control is so that he could save the world and have sex with a beautiful anime princess. He managed to control the dream for five minutes before he epically lost contorl, which resulted in the lucid dream went straight into a nightmare that resulted in him being attacked by vampire anime shoes. He was so freaked out by it that when he woke up he jumped out of bed, soiled himself and then ran around the house turning on all the lights screaming about the shoes were coming after him.. I have a feeling if Chris had a real lucid dream it would end something like this.
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Lucid dreaming? Smoke weed everyday for years and years then just quit. Your dreams will be fucking crazy for a while.
"Heart problem was Heartburn."
To be fair, as I got older and became a "boomer" I was very surprised at the pain of heartburn, indigestion and gas bloating.
The first time it happened, I thought I was having a heart attack.
But I took a Tums and Gas-x and found out it was just my boomer body starting to turn on me.
To be fair, as I got older and became a "boomer" I was very surprised at the pain of heartburn, indigestion and gas bloating.
The first time it happened, I thought I was having a heart attack.
But I took a Tums and Gas-x and found out it was just my boomer body starting to turn on me.
Hang on...that 'girl from the back' is meant to be Chris - note the third eye - and he's astonishing his physician by wiggling a pen around in his fingers the way that Groucho Marx used to with his cigar. This is priceless.
Imagine that. Not 3 heart attacks in a minute after all, and now, he's gotta get those dirty old balls out of his head! Ah hahahahahaha!
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"I had lost my ability to regain consciousness" -- boy, that's for sure.
He "
'ed" his doctor with his psychic powers, eh?
I love to imagine that he blurted to the doctor who was in mid-explanation about Chris' heartburn, "Hey, doc! Check out mah saikic powahs"
He then holds up the toy from before in his wobbly sausage-fingers until it slips from his grasp.
The doctor, tired from a long day of dealing with depressing cases of human fraility and idiotic patients, barely cocks his eyebrow and mutters just loud enough to be audible. "Wow, okay. Good for you. Please check out at the front desk on your way out." Then he retires to his office and a flask of bourbon.
'ed" his doctor with his psychic powers, eh?I love to imagine that he blurted to the doctor who was in mid-explanation about Chris' heartburn, "Hey, doc! Check out mah saikic powahs"
He then holds up the toy from before in his wobbly sausage-fingers until it slips from his grasp.
The doctor, tired from a long day of dealing with depressing cases of human fraility and idiotic patients, barely cocks his eyebrow and mutters just loud enough to be audible. "Wow, okay. Good for you. Please check out at the front desk on your way out." Then he retires to his office and a flask of bourbon.
Was Chris ever conscious?
Wait if he was never conscious... Are we all in his coma dreams? Are we all just walking existential crisises? Oh god.
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Did he just write a two-page screed about his indigestion and how this led him to absolve himself of all his past sins, so that shit now never took place in his mind?
Lucid dreaming is not staying on the borderline between sleep and being awake while fantasizing you are saving a fictional world. Chris hasn't been sleeping much at all if his nonsense posts are any indication. Also I wonder if the various deities have suggested he stop drinking energy drinks because that is obviously not good for his sleep or the rest of his body.
I imagine they'd say only what he wants them to say tbh.
Honestly now that I think about it, Chris's nonsensical rambling about gods and deities and powers is worrying.
Not because the idea of it being true, but because it seems like schizophrenia or something.
Either that, or some sort of attention seeking.
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