tl;dr
"I don't feel swift today..." he then proceeds to post a poorly written essay. This could have easily been a one sentance post "I don't feel well today because of the pressures of life." and saved us an autistic tl;dr post.
Is it only me or does it seem like this status was at least partially written by someone else/ripped off from somewhere? Some sentences seem very Chris-esque, but I'm having really hard time believing that for example "The following day at your job, you sit there; looking at your monitor, but you are able to barely function, even while your own mind is conscious, stuck in a constant observation-only function" was written by him and not ripped off from some essay. I'm also quite certain that Chris isn't self-aware enough in general for the level of introspection presented in the post.
This obituary for Barb is really weird.