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Off-Topic [6 Dec 18] Phil Has A NightmareDefends his hovel with totally bad ass gunfighting against Kiwi Operatives / Literally Shaking

Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by Graffiti canvas, Dec 6, 2018 at 12:30 PM.

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  2. Lol, he thinks he'd catch us.
     
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  3. Phil we only have to smoke you out with smoke grenades and wait for you to a) throw yourself out of the window to save us the trouble or b) wait for you to get out to finish the job , actually forgot the grenade, we could use a bottle of Air freshener, will have the same effect
     
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  4. He should write for one of those grocery store tabloids, like the one with "BAT BOY" on the cover, shit like that.
     
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  5. Like the people doing the home invasion would wear uniforms or say anything to indentify themselves as being part of Kiwi Farms.
     
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  6. If Kiwi Farms opened fire on Phil, he'd be dead. "hit in the shoulder a couple times." :story:
     
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  7. CW MEMEMEE


    LOOK AT ME
     
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  8. He is suffering and wants someone to end his miserable existence. But that would be an act of mercy. To let him live and take responsibility for his decisions, now that's real cruelty.
     
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  9. Of course he's shaking over something that didn't happen. He lives in his potato shaped head all the time.
     
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  10. If he got hit in the shoulder a couple times I'm impressed by his ability to resist pain and possible ligament damage enough to win a firefight
     
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  11. I see the Kiwi Telepathic Dream Defense Administration has made yet another successful attack. First it's the nightmares. Then it's the subliminal messages telling him to have a shower every once in a while. And when Australatina has burnt to ashes - then he'll have our permission to shit his pants and do nothing.
     
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  12. He's still posting about this home invasion nightmare on twitter almost 12 hours later because he's received zero asspats.
     
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  13. Stop stealing my ideas Phil.

    Also he didn't just take one bullet to the shoulder (blame movies for convincing people this is something you can just walk off) but he took multiple bullets. Cute.
     
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    #14 CatParty, Dec 6, 2018 at 1:23 PM
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2018 at 1:29 PM
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  15. We have 24,610 members according to the staff. We have many speds here too. And then there was this one sped who had profile here who went and got cucked by a couch. Normal person would treat that as an exception, outlier case, whatever. But not Phil. No wonder he's can't leave the apartment since there's literally tens of thousands schoolsooters waiting for him.
     
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  16. I like how Phil describes a dream he had like it's some kind of traumatic war story, and honestly thinks anyone would want to invade the space of a man who shoves shampoo bottles up his ass.
     
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  17. Phil has a nightmare between his legs
     
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  18. Funny thing is he thinks other people care about him/what he writes ever since kengle and that other tard gave him attention. No one cares about your dream Phil, you dumb faggot. Also, if there ever was a gunfight, your stupid ass would more than likely send youself to the hospital due to not knowing how to handle a gun properly, that, or you'd break both arms/legs due to your autistic stance.
     
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  19. Phil, if we invaded your apartment the only thing we would shoot at you would be job applications.
     
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  20. No one gives a shit about dreams they aren't real (but then we're talking about a sped that sperges on about a shitty third world country he made up so)
     
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