Off-Topic [6 Dec 18] Phil Has A Nightmare - Defends his hovel with totally bad ass gunfighting against Kiwi Operatives / Literally Shaking

wes

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Like the people doing the home invasion would wear uniforms or say anything to indentify themselves as being part of Kiwi Farms.
Come on, you can't entirely rule out some rogue ween storming into the Spud Dimension, Portlantifa to enact Operation JULAAAAAAY and then posting here to be praised :drink:

Phil should worry about those dreams where you're going to the bathroom and end up actually pissing yourself, that's more realistic
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

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That's nice, Phil. Did you remember to put on clean underwear today?

ATTENTION ATTENTION GIVE ME ATTENTION. The tiniest sliver from Kengle (and his line of protesters) and suddenly Phil lets loose a torrent of all the shit he's practiced in his head to say to a real person but never had anyone pay him any attention for him to do so. I do love it when Phil talks at people. He makes Chris look smooth at social interactions.

Phil is just pissed off that sofa cuck didn't happen near him so he could claim he was a target. Keep trying, sweetheart. I'm sure the sjws will make you their #1 Top Victim soon enough.
 

Angry New Ager

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If I was going to stage a home invasion of the Spudcave, it would be to spray Phil, and every surface within reach, with the veterinary disinfectant we use at the animal shelter. I'll bet I could empty a full backpack sprayer of it before Phil even starts to uncurl himself from the shrieking, terrified fetal ball position he will naturally assume.

Toren, of course, would remain passed out for the duration.

But I don't give enough of a shit to bother, because there is no worse thing I could do than to just let him keep on being Phil, exactly as he is, leading his loveless, friendless, pointless, worthless failure of a life.
 

The Un-Clit

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If Kiwi Farms opened fire on Phil, he'd be dead. "hit in the shoulder a couple times." :story:
If anyone from Kiwi Farms fucking well spoke harshly to Phil, he'd be dead.

His fat-encased heart would do a flip inside his chest from the adrenaline dumped into his bloodstream by being accosted by his dream-nemesis, then seize up for good.

He'd vapour-lock and drop like a stone before the second word was out of the designated Kiwi's mouth.
 

Basketball Jones

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Huh. He also had a gun. That’s interesting...

  • Gun
To see a gun in your dream represents aggression, anger, and potential danger. You could be on the defensive about something. Or you may be dealing with issues of passiveness/aggressiveness and authority/dependence. Alternatively, a gun is a symbol of power and pride. Perhaps you are looking for shelter or protection in your dream. From a Freudian perspective, a gun represents the penis and male sexual drive. Thus, the gun may mean power or impotence, depending on whether the gun went off or misfired.

To dream that you are loading a gun forewarns that you should be careful in not letting your temper get out of control. It may also signify your ability to defend yourself in a situation.​

To dream that a gun jams or fails to fire indicates that you are feeling powerless in some waking situation. Perhaps you need to attack your problems from a different approach. Alternatively, a malfunctioning gun represents sexual impotence or fear of impotence.

To dream that you shoot someone with a gun denotes your aggressive feeling and hidden anger toward that particular person. You may be trying to blame them for something.

To dream that someone is shooting you with a gun suggests that you are experiencing some confrontation in your waking life. You feel victimized in a situation or that you are being targeted.
  • Shot
To dream that you are shot or being shot at represents a form of self-punishment that you may be subconsciously imposing on yourself. You may have done something that you are ashamed of or are not proud of.​
  • Intruder
To see an intruder in your dream represents your feelings of guilt. Consider also what unfamiliar feelings or thoughts may be breaking into your peace of mind. Alternatively, an intruder symbolizes self-indulgent behavior or unwanted sexual attention.​

  • Attack
To dream that you attack someone represents pent-up frustration and anger. You feel that you have been wronged. Your dream serves as an easy and safe way to express your anger.

To dream that you are being attacked by someone indicates your character is being questioned. You feel the need to defend yourself. You are feeling stressed, vulnerable and helpless. You may also be facing difficult changes in your waking life. Dreaming of an attack provides a way for you to confront these situations that you may be avoiding in real life.
  • Shoulders
To see your shoulders in your dream symbolize strength, responsibility and burdens. Perhaps you feel that you have too much responsibility to bear and are overburdened by circumstances in your life.
Source for all this iromancy: http://m.dreammoods.com/?url=http://www.dreammoods.com/&utm_referrer=

TIL Kiwi Farms is also capable of subconsciously murdering trannies. Train well Sleepytime Warriors. The day of reckoning is coming.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Huh. He also had a gun. That’s interesting...

  • Gun
To see a gun in your dream represents aggression, anger, and potential danger. You could be on the defensive about something. Or you may be dealing with issues of passiveness/aggressiveness and authority/dependence. Alternatively, a gun is a symbol of power and pride. Perhaps you are looking for shelter or protection in your dream. From a Freudian perspective, a gun represents the penis and male sexual drive. Thus, the gun may mean power or impotence, depending on whether the gun went off or misfired.

To dream that you are loading a gun forewarns that you should be careful in not letting your temper get out of control. It may also signify your ability to defend yourself in a situation.​

To dream that a gun jams or fails to fire indicates that you are feeling powerless in some waking situation. Perhaps you need to attack your problems from a different approach. Alternatively, a malfunctioning gun represents sexual impotence or fear of impotence.

To dream that you shoot someone with a gun denotes your aggressive feeling and hidden anger toward that particular person. You may be trying to blame them for something.

To dream that someone is shooting you with a gun suggests that you are experiencing some confrontation in your waking life. You feel victimized in a situation or that you are being targeted.



    • Shot
To dream that you are shot or being shot at represents a form of self-punishment that you may be subconsciously imposing on yourself. You may have done something that you are ashamed of or are not proud of.​
  • Intruder
To see an intruder in your dream represents your feelings of guilt. Consider also what unfamiliar feelings or thoughts may be breaking into your peace of mind. Alternatively, an intruder symbolizes self-indulgent behavior or unwanted sexual attention.​

  • Attack
To dream that you attack someone represents pent-up frustration and anger. You feel that you have been wronged. Your dream serves as an easy and safe way to express your anger.

To dream that you are being attacked by someone indicates your character is being questioned. You feel the need to defend yourself. You are feeling stressed, vulnerable and helpless. You may also be facing difficult changes in your waking life. Dreaming of an attack provides a way for you to confront these situations that you may be avoiding in real life.
  • Shoulders
To see your shoulders in your dream symbolize strength, responsibility and burdens. Perhaps you feel that you have too much responsibility to bear and are overburdened by circumstances in your life.
Source for all this iromancy: http://m.dreammoods.com/?url=http://www.dreammoods.com/&utm_referrer=
TIL Kiwi Farms is also capable of subconsciously murdering trannies. Train well Sleepytime Warriors. The day of reckoning is coming.
Freddy Kreuger was one of the first Kiwi agents.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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What I love about this home invasion fantasy is the total lack of sense. So apparently we want to kill him because he’s trans, but we don’t want to kill Toren, who is also trans, nor is Phil concerned about the vast number of other trans women doxed here. And the evidence that we really are dangerous is @FuckYou’s non-rampage, which was not against trans women. And he says all this knowing that anyone looking for proof of his bizarre claims can come here and see that he’s full of shit with regards to this and everything else.

Like, at this point, he’s just living entirely in his own head. Sad really.
 
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