[6-Jan-2019] Power Outage Saga - He doesn't have...the POWEERRRRRR

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Filthy Greenskin

screaming green fungus born yesterday
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD the verdict is out

NO STREAM TODAY as we predicted

and Phil is already VISIBLY losing money on donors who was plan to throw cash on his fat face

NOTHING HE CAN DO

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What 'other plans' though aside from watching wrestling and netflix? I'd bet good money that even with the unplanned days off, Phil will still take his usual day off in the week for his 'errands', ie. doing an hour of grocery shopping.
 

Awful Meerkat

Playing galf with dalphins and frags
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His power is actually out. For once, he tells the truth. Expect him to take all of today off even if the power comes back, and MASSIVE begging throughout next week.
He'll talk about it like it was the end of the world. This is the next thing he'll talk about for a while. After all, he needs to talk about something besides blatantly begging for money and he's not sick anymore.

It's the government's fault that he's losing money as a business owner, there are so many people urging to interact with him and can not survive without watching high quality raw gameplay playthroughs.
 

PenisMuncher23

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The power company is full of detractors, everyone knows this. The question is how far will they go to ruin our hero's attempts at gaining "interaction" with the plebs.
 

ZehnBoat

here comes dodo
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I checked and it sounds like the storm was pretty bad so i think it's legit. However there's no way this dude can afford to take another day off.
good thing he didn't take that week off because he was sick, all the money he made from streaming that week could cover this blackout



wait...
 
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Prince Lotor

It's my fucking day off! What?
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Imagine making $100K+ per year from video of vidya you upload to the internet and livestream, now on Twitch, for the last 6 years as your sole source of income and not having purchased a backup generator and a Mobile Hotspot.

Imagine being this unprepared. "Guys, did you know there's a thing called 'weather' that can effect utilities provider's ability for services to reach you? Something about the 'in frared structure' being interrupted, I doneven know *ACK ACK ACK* I just became aware of this today and plan to put zero thought or effort into future preparedness. I will mostly throw tantrums and repeat the mantra 'Nuthin I kuddoo' until the event passes and then promptly forget about this strange new phenomenotype, sound gud?" *Snort*

Mother Nature is now a detractor.
 
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Pargon

Engaging in cultural trench warfare
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Imagine making $100K+ per year from video of vidya you upload to the internet and livestream, now on Twitch, for the last 6 years as your sole source of income and not having purchased a backup generator and a Mobile Hotspot.

Imagine being this unprepared. "Guys, did you know there's a thing called 'weather' that can effect utilities provider's ability for services to reach you? Something about the 'in frared structure' being interrupted, I doneven know *ACK ACK ACK* I just became aware of this today and plan to put zero thought or effort into future preparedness. I will mostly throw tantrums and repeat the mantra 'Nuthin I kuddoo' until the event passes and then promptly forget about this strange new phenomenotype, sound gud?" *Snort*
Funny especially when you remember his exceptional "archiving backup" consisting of dozens of old, dusty, USB 2.0 hard drives in the event of what, a truly vengeful detractor at YouTube who one night wipes his channel entirely.

He's prepared for that kind of eventuality but has no UPS for his PC, no generator, no hotspot (unless he's using his phone in which case, enjoy that bill, faggot). He could have easily afforded all that plus installation of the genny for what he makes in a few months.

Dollars to donuts he's not actually sweating it, though. Financially I'm sure he's still perfectly fine. This is just another speed bump in his life that he'll m.ilk for all it's worth. Though the notion of him sitting in a silent house while Kat is off making lattes or whatever is hilarious. What does this man even do when he doesn't have visual media to consume?
 
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N0thingICanDo

I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)
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Power back on

He could have milked his paypigs for 4 hours of money and he needs that money to pay his bills, but instead he will stream for 3 hours of blackops that no one asked for

Fuck this sleazy pathological lier disgusting pigroach

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Fucking stoooopid detractors don't know what "Basic knowledge of time" is......

(I dont know what that is either actually and how is that relevant to this topic since the game has saving features, but what do I know I am one of those mentally ill detractors)

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Comma

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Predictions on how DSP will handle/spin/m.i.l.k. this:

- stresses that: it was out of his control, bad things just keep happening to him, he's so unlucky
- couldn't stream for <amount of> minutes/hours/days, so misses another BIG CHUNK of income, followed by days/weeks of repeating this
- will tell stories about the outage as if it was World War III (no running water, no light, food going bad in the fridge, nazi zombies roaming the streets etc.)
- take menial tasks and turn them into the worst thing ever, for example:

"Uhhh... *SNORT* so, yeah... *CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY AND CRUSHES PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE INTO MIC* we had no lights, *NUH-UHH* (goat laugh)! It was SO dark at night, it was dangerous, you could easily break your neck if you weren't careful, dood! I thought of getting the flashlight we have stored in the house, so I had to: walk ALL THE WAY over to the garage, find my way through the garage, find the cupboard that holds the flashlight, open the cupboard, take the flashlight out, turn on the flashlight to get some light, find out the batteries had died, close the cupboard, find my way out of the garage, walk ALL THE WAY over to the kitchen, put the flashlight on the counter, open up YET ANOTHER cupboard, take some batteries out of their packaging, find my way over to the trashcan, throw away the packaging, pick up the flashlight again, open up the flashlight, put in TWO batteries, close the flashlight, click the button on the flashlight and then it worked. SO much work, dood! *sigh*"

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Pargon

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Power back on

He could have milked his paypigs for 4 hours of money and he needs that money to pay his bills, but instead he will stream for 3 hours of blackops that no one asked for

Fuck this sleazy pathological lier disgusting pigroach

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DSP breathless with relief that he can put off playing the next game by a dev with a huge cult following, i.e., someone I'm sure he believes is irrelevant and/or untalented.

I'm actually loath to check for myself - did he play undertale? Has some brave soul watched it, if so, and could they tell me how he reacted to that game?

I don't even especially like it but knowing what kind of game it is I'm eager to know how he approached it.
 
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