I'm kind of surprised he hasn't been used as a patsy yet.An Antifag wouldn't call on Phil because he doesn't have anything of use.
"Okay, if we're going to have a counter-presence at the upcoming fash rally we're going to need some supplies. Anyone know where we can get a breathable ball-gag with teeth marks in it, an airsoft helmet, some maps of a fictional South American country drawn on printer paper, a bike lock and a pleather bondage harness?"