Does Phil get front row view into all the “justice” Antifa is dishing out to dem nazis in front of his apartment?
[6 June '19] Phil claims to have fled the spud cave, now "settling into [his] new home" - "Loving it, visualizing what love I can give 440 square feet of Antifa Barracks 2.0"
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Phil covers every window in his living spaces with Antifa banners he buys for $20. He does this because he thinks Kiwi Farms operatives can look in and see it's him. I don't think he knows we put hidden cameras in his bookshelves, or that we can tell where he is at all times by the smell.
I take it we have yet to see photos of the new place? Because it certainly isn't like Philthy to NOT be posting pictures and bragging about how much of an anti-facist fortress his new hovel is.
Maybe he never moved. Maybe he's just in a shelter.
Maybe he finally figured out if he posted any pictures at all some autist would figure out where he lived within minutes.
on that last one.
If he's living with some other Antifa tard, they may be preventing him from posting pictures online for "security" reasons. To be fair to our hypothetical tard, we will dox their place if Phil posts anything, so in this case it's a sensible precaution, but a much better solution would be to tell Phil to find somewhere else to stink up and fail to pay rent at.
He's posting on some antifa board or something IIRC. We're currently gathering intel on it and anyone he's talking to.
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He’s back on Facebook, posting with an account under one of his imaginary friends name:
How long until Phil starts carrying a slingshot and thinking it's a gun?
Was Phil ever the real definition of weeb: a poser Japan fanboy?
And one who would parrot random Japanese commonly heard in anime?
I imagine he was, what with the Naruto and Hetalia cosplay.
They were the first ranged weapons. Then came the bow, then the crossbow, then the gun.
So Phil could be working his way up slowly?
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You're thinking of the 'sling'. Phil doesn't have the hand-eye coordination or the dexterity to use one. He'd likely grab a rock that doesn't fit the pouch properly, do too many rotations above his head, and either the rock would go flying out of the pouch behind him or he'd fling it straight up in the air and bean himself, or one of his antifa comrats, on the top of the skull.
Xochi has a full name? I thought it was just "Xochi". I'd update my username if the full name didn't sound like someone having a sneezing fit.
Pissing myself laughing at the mental image of Phil and one of his trantifa companions trying to be stealthy on the mean streets of Portland; Phil spots a black guy in the distance and instantly opens fire with the sling, because he's terrified of black people, but the rock flies upwards and collides with Phil's tacticool airsoft helmet, making a really loud comedy DING noise. This draws the guy's attention, who walks over and steals their wallets effortlessly because they have the combined physical strength of a newborn garden slug.
Long enough that he'll brag about "trolling" us with radio silence. Even though we know where he's been and what he's been up to.
Before he was full on trans Phil regularly quoted and tried to act like Sasuke. I never saw this first hand but we would talk about it and it was pretty funny. He dressed like Sasuke a few times before he decided to dress like Sakura and decided he wanted to be a girl. He had shown signs of Dysphoria prior to that but the cosplay thing seems to be what cemented his desire to be a girl.
Slings are hard to aim and require real coordination. At best he’d miss by a few meters, more likely he’d fall over trying to shoot it. Most people learn on .22 where I’m from, it’s not a strong round and has little recoil. I still don’t believe he’d do well with that. And even then he wants Eastern Block Rounds which either all have heavy recoil or the price of ammo and weapons is really expensive unless you find a reloaded at like a gun show or something. I doubt he could pass a background check in the first place though. I doubt a private seller would be willing to sell to Phil on top of that. So most likely all we ever see will be tactical stuff he can buy at his local sporting goods store or a flea market at best. More likely it’s a 6 dollar knife or a can of mace he bought at Walmart.
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Maybe a week or two. Phil always has those times where he periodically opens a new social media account and thinks he can escape us.
What happened to being a lateeeeeeeeeeeenx, Phil? Not edgy enough? Too many opportunities to get called out by other aint'ifas for lying about being brown?
I'm sure everyone totally believes Phil is from Israel. How long until the mangled google-translated Hebrew tattoos start?
I eagerly await the new round of victimhood bullshit. Phil will be the most Israeli Israeli that ever Israeled and no-one else will be allowed to question his Israelihood lest REEEEEEEEEEEing happens. There are some really obvious tells that someone is bullshitting about being an Israeli citizen, but we'll wait for Phil to make them before mentioning what they are (I still chuckle at his handwritten Russian slogans copied out typed character for typed character from google translate).
That would blow up right in his face, though. The assorted SJW cliques are like a 15-way Venn diagram with "dislikes Israel because of the Palestine conflict" in the middle.