Tattoos 7-1-15 Convinced shitty tattoos aren't enough, Phil plans to pair them with shitty haircut -

[Psycho]

Dude. When you do it, please, PLEASE, post pics. We gotta see this.

 

[Ruin]

Implying Phil has enough hair left at this point.

(rates Phil optimistic)

 

[ActualKiwi]

Dude. When you do it, please, PLEASE, post pics. We gotta see this.

You missed the best part:
Ahuviya Rosa Araujo Yesterday - I got my slave registration number done on the nape of my neck
EDIT: added cap

 

[KatsuKitty]

What hair?

 

[seagull]

I didn't think there was a way to make Phil look more like a retard. But I think head tattoos and a mullet might do it.

I wonder if facial tattoos are next.

 

[Bassomatic]

I've never thought his autism bux would be a better investment than this idea.
Please Phil, do this.

 

[Tranhuviya]

You can't be a slave if you own yourself, Phil.

 

[Loxiozzz]

A mullet on Phil...so like, what? Nothin in the front and dirty in the back or...

 

[Psycho]

You can't be a slave if you own yourself, Phil.

He's a slave to his own autism

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Getting dangerously close to the Hulk Hogan cut here Phil.

(The Hulkster has a better rack too.)

 

[Adamska]

Do a Swastika on your head too Pigman Phil. I mean, you might as well go whole hog in ruining any chance to not die alone and unloved.

 

[Twrx]

You missed the best part:
Ahuviya Rosa Araujo Yesterday - I got my slave registration number done on the nape of my neck
EDIT: added cap

So he has his slave registration number tattooed twice on himself?

 

[Asandy31]

Yes, with his autism, by two black transgender symbols, he probably means that he's going to tatoo two images of the effeminate (f̶e̶m̶i̶n̶i̶n̶e̶) narcissist Laverne Cox permanently onto both sides of his head...........

 

[Ravenor]

Sorry I had to.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Headlouse massacre incoming.

 

[Asandy31]

Sorry I had to.

You're giving Phil waaay too much credit on the realistic perspective

 

[The Fool]

I just hope he doesn't forget to tell the tattoo artist about his soft spot.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So he's trying to get banned from hair cut salons now, too?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

This idea isn't all that retarded (by Phil standards, obviously) actually, he could just grow his hair back (but he can't) to hide these hideous tattoos when self awareness finally catches up with him.

 

[Sandwichu]

Phil is starting to run out of space for his tattoos. Next he will tattoo his balding spots.