7/10 "Magi-Chan" telling everybody that all the stuff Christine said and did is true. - Basically Chris going on his Alt account and saying everyone who is calling him out is bullshit and he's telling the truth.

[Picklechu]

I wonder how he'd react to videos of other people "moving stone with their mind and auras," AKA slightly tilting their hand and dropping it?

 

[James Howlett]

Chris is gonna make bronycon and the world remember the merge #spreeshooting

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chris asking for prayers creeps me out a little bit. I'm not all that religious but every fantasy story or horror story or fable where someone decides they're a god ends in some fucked up way. It's also the first fucking thing God told everyone not to do.

I know Chris is just a tard, but it invokes subtle feelings of eldrich horror into his fuckery. Maybe he's just Nyarlathotep having a laugh.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So how likely is it that he will try to spread his Merge blasphemy at the last Bronycon if he gets the help he needs to attend it? I keep thinking it more likely with every Merge post he makes. There's a part of me that hopes he doesn't so that he can avoid making more of an ass of himself then he already manages to do in public, but at the same time I'm curious to see what kind of content him doing so might bring about.

I had a funny vision of count olaf sitting in a chair by a fire with his fingers togethern all evil and wicked as I read that, like that's what he does in between plotting to steal the baudelaire fourtne

 

[Moppo.]

Chris will be a posthumously celebrated performance artist of some sort, just you wait.
Your children's children will have Sonichu studies on their syllabus at uni.

He unironically seems like a gold mine for autism research. I could definitely see him showing up in a textbook in the future.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So how likely is it that he will try to spread his Merge blasphemy at the last Bronycon if he gets the help he needs to attend it? I keep thinking it more likely with every Merge post he makes. There's a part of me that hopes he doesn't so that he can avoid making more of an ass of himself then he already manages to do in public, but at the same time I'm curious to see what kind of content him doing so might bring about.

It would be nice if he went in a bathrobe and tin-foil hat while ringing a giant bell and blabbering about CPU MLP crossover non-sense like a tranny high sparrow. He's already got the hairline.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

This is closest I've come to feeling sorry for Chris in a while. His life sucks, his mom's a decrepit old bag, and his social isolation is so extreme that these delusional headmates are literally all he has for company anymore. If it were anyone but OPL in this situation, I'd feel terrible for them.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris asking for prayers creeps me out a little bit. I'm not all that religious but every fantasy story or horror story or fable where someone decides they're a god ends in some fucked up way. It's also the first fucking thing God told everyone not to do.

I know Chris is just a tard, but it invokes subtle feelings of eldrich horror into his fuckery. Maybe he's just Nyarlathotep having a laugh.

We should produce a horror film starring Chris called "At The Moobs Of Madness".

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

We should produce a horror film starring Chris called "At The Moobs Of Madness".

"It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of Virginia's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be left alone; lest sleeping autists wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their hoard-filled lairs to newer and wider conquests."

 

[Time of Space]

Oh no, just whatever will we do against his incredible ability to tilt his hand.

One of these days, he's gonna sperg out about being a god to the wrong person.

 

[Aldora]

Pay no attention to the OC behind the curtain!

 

[KittyGremlin]

Which means, he wanted to get banged by his dad!! I hope that Sockness eventually takes Magi-Chan's place.

For some reason, I'm not surprised. Definitely disturbed, mind you, but this isn't out of character for Chris.

 

[Uncouth Twat]

I know Chris is just a tard, but it invokes subtle feelings of eldrich horror into his fuckery. Maybe he's just Nyarlathotep having a laugh.

To Chris-Chan, Mighty CPU Goddess, must all things be told. And he shall put on the semblance of woman, the waxen mask and the skirts that hide, and come down from the world of Seven Bent Ducks to mock.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

To Chris-Chan, Mighty CPU Goddess, must all things be told. And he shall put on the semblance of woman, the waxen mask and the skirts that hide, and come down from the world of Seven Bent Ducks to mock.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Chrischan Ruckersville wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Kinda sad that we can now refer to stuffing the Sonichu medallion up his butt as some of the more harmless trolling he's endured compared to recent years

 

[jc17]

"Can any of YOU trolls move stone with your mind and aura?"
You mean lightly vibrate my hand for a few minutes until the shit I'm holding falls down while recording the whole thing?
Yeah, I can. Don't know why I would, though. Only a shit brain would waste their time doing something like that.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Oh no, just whatever will we do against his incredible ability to tilt his hand.

One of these days, he's gonna sperg out about being a god to the wrong person.

When that happens, pray to Godbear someone has their phone ready.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What an odd coincidence that all of Chris' imaginary friends TL;DR like him, Capitalize for Emphasis, and never criticize him.

 

[Shibaru]

I Still laugh at the fact Chris unprivated his Stalker Account, although now i think he's been on a downward spiral mentally and has lost it completely.

 

[Heartmoth]

You laugh at him now.
Just wait till they proclaim him a god