Money 7/11 - Mariner Finance sues Chris for debt - Update 8/24 - Judgment: Case Dismissed

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8/24 update: Judgment is Case Dismissed

Looks like The Finachu Saga has gotten ramped up.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Looks like The Finachu Saga has gotten ramped up.

Don't worry about that, someone besides Chris will take care of it, they always do.

I think that Chris's relative calm in the face of trolling comes from either finally coming to understand that he can't get rid of them, or from a genuine victim's acceptance that he will be insulted, harassed, or goaded by the trolls into doing something, but cannot do anything about them, thus tries to deal with them by simply sidestepping them. This frustrates the goobers who are trying to get him to make a spectacle out of himself, but then, we use the word 'fool' for a reason. Chris's biggest hits normally come out unbidden, generated entirely from the man himself, free of outside influence.

Like @Pickle Inspector mentioned, Chris really reacts poorly when he doesn't get what he wants. You have to remember that the thing Chris wants more than anything in all the world is agency. He doesn't have control of his life, and has never had any romantic potential, so he wants a woman/some women to come an provide those for him. He doesn't have any friends, so he pretends that his cartoon characters are real so that he can talk to them, control the conversation, and have concerned associates who agree with and encourage him. He has no power over society, either as a whole or to the person, nor any significant control of his physical self, so he invents magic - sometimes on the spot - to deal with the fact that no, nobody's going to stop his trolls, no, nobody's going to spread the message of his Sweetheart Search, and no, his mom hates his pretending to be a girl shtick, and can cut his hair whenever she feels (lack of agency again), so no, his hair isn't going to grow back any quicker. It could be that his LGBT tolerance show is another way of deflecting the fact that the trolls have essentially beaten him.

Chris himself seems to have realized quite some time ago that he himself will never have the agency he wants, so he invests in his magical thinking, TV-based platitudes, and sense of entitlement in order to believe that that agency will come to him. But when reality comes and shatters that investment, that's when he goes nuts. I'm not advocating trolling or establishing a trolling method here, but any troll who wants to see Chris go bonkers (either in a rage or while simply being himself) need not try to provoke a response. All they have to do is get Chris's attention and let him believe as he wants. That's when the true Jenkins Jinkies is revealed.

Wow, that was deep!
You just put every argument about Chris to rest
I wonder if the return of Sonichu signaled that Chris does not feel that connected to society any longer, like through his "female friends" at those card games.

 

[The Fool]

Looks like The Finachu Saga has gotten ramped up.

Looks like I'm getting a nice birthday present

 

[Trilby]

Looks like I'm getting a nice birthday present

Mine too!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Looks like The Finachu Saga has gotten ramped up.

Wonder if that's for his car. That company does auto loans.

Wow, some of their car loans are like 25%

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Looks like The Finachu Saga has gotten ramped up.

Nice find. The case info says it was filed earlier this month. At least he has a bit of extra money from Patreon coming in now to help cover this, though if the stress of the case gets to him, it could torpedo the comic again.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Don't worry about that, someone besides Chris will take care of it, they always do.

Ain't that the truth.

So which one of you are going to build another $5000 care package this time?

Will @Null save OPL once more?

 

[Trilby]

Nice find. The case info says it was filed earlier this month. At least he has a bit of extra money from Patreon coming in now to help cover this, though if the stress of the case gets to him, it could torpedo the comic again.

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Certainly leave us with more questions that will never be answered for a long while!

 

[Seahorses]

Time to mortgage those LEGOs.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Time to mortgage those LEGOs.

Of course, they would have to factor in the value of said Legos. I wonder how much the value of something decreases after you've shoved it up your butt at least once.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Of course, they would have to factor in the value of said Legos. I wonder how much the value of something decreases after you've shoved it up your butt at least once.

This is the True and Honest Christine Weston Chandler's anus. If the totem sold for $1500 someone will buy his ass legos above market value.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Ain't that the truth.

So which one of you are going to build another $5000 care package this time?

Will @Null save OPL once more?

or maybe some autist from /v/ will buy his garbage again

 

[Slowinthemind]

What can they do? Reposses cat shit covered toys?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

So, realistically speaking, what's can actually happen here? If it is for the car, as speculated, can they repossess it?

Is it one of those situations where the party owed money will essentially make all the scary noises and send all the threatening letters, but when push comes to shove they have no real agency? They'll work out some sort of payment plan, etc.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

About time.

 

[Slowinthemind]

So, realistically speaking, what's can actually happen here? If it is for the car, as speculated, can they repossess it?

Is it one of those situations where the party owed money will essentially make all the scary noises and send all the threatening letters, but when push comes to shove they have no real agency? They'll work out some sort of payment plan, etc.

I am praying for the day they take his car and he is forced to use a bicycle.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

In Chris's defense nutritious organic bananas cost a lot. So do toys and Vidya. Of course he's skipped out on paying a debt.

 

[CWCchange]

"Mariner Financial" is an appropriate name regarding a whale like Chris, and his rampant monthly tugboat welfare abuse.

 

[jace821]

So, realistically speaking, what's can actually happen here? If it is for the car, as speculated, can they repossess it?

Is it one of those situations where the party owed money will essentially make all the scary noises and send all the threatening letters, but when push comes to shove they have no real agency? They'll work out some sort of payment plan, etc.

I'd imagine if it's gotten this far the car was already repossessed. If a finance company takes a car back they can still sue or put the debtor in collections if the amount they sell the car for doesn't cover the original loan.

 

[Un Platano]

Wonder if that's for his car. That company does auto loans.

Wow, some of their car loans are like 25%

They offer interest rates as high as 36% APR. That's not a lot, that's fucking exorbitant for a personal loan. No wonder Chris isn't paying his debts to them.