Kiwi Farms

For those of us in food deserts, 7-11 is the respository of overpriced diabetes enhancing supplies, cigs, dip.
If you like to go on tard-viewing safaris, plan your visits around the time foodstamps and tugboats hit for prime tard action. Bums instinctively gather near them hoping drunks will drop change or bills stumbling out of there.

Recently a bum was lurking by the propane cage and jumped out at me and I wanted to falcon punch his junk but settled for spitting beechnut on his face.
The chimping was marvelous for an old white guy as well as the sjw who made this fucking face I will prize forever.

We are no longer allowed to notice or point out that cumin-Americans are stingy, greedy, hostile assholes that will fight you over five cents but your beliefs will be reinforced through interactions with them.

Discuss the pizza-like substances, the steam cards that have already been used and that time you took a piss on the Amazon hub locker here.