7/17 Phil lies about his weight yet again, with a twist. - Says he's not been eating/drinking as to not use segregated bathrooms.

[cans.wav]

Phil, from your stature we can tell you never avoid food.

 

[Arkangel]

Lol Phil I saw you in the Library today. You're still fat.

 

[Randy Lahey]

to quote one of my heroes:
"phil is not obese"

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Now we know what he was doing on that library computer

 

[MMX]

Riddle me this
When is fast food not fast food ?
When its garbage

The only reason phil avoids bathrooms is because he usually just shits himself due to poor diet...and then does nothing and airdrys.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Ah yes. The North American Crazy Tramny (or Solanum Philious), much like the groundhog, black bear, and other species, spends the summer months feasting on the abundance of it's preferred foods, such as cheese, dumpster raman, and taxpayer money. It will rely on these fat deposits to sustain itself over the harsh, lean winter months, in which it retreats to a den dug out under local infanstructure or staked out in a library.

 

[tweaker the cat]

See, what makes me mad here is that this is an actual real problems experienced by a lot of tran.s people and Phil is once again co-opting it to make himself look good and feel better.

 

[Terrorist]

You're doing good, buddy. Not breathing would piss off the patriarchy even more.

 

[MMX]

Avoiding food / fights hobos at the dumpster for ramen
Avoids water / doesnt bathe
Avoids bathrooms / shits himself

Seems legit

 

[An Ghost]

See, what makes me mad here is that this is an actual real problems experienced by a lot of tran.s people and Phil is once again co-opting it to make himself look good and feel better.

This exactly. He got this idea after he saw the article, maybe avoided drinking water for an hour, and figured it was a good time to lie about his weight.

 

[Positron]

Anyway, glad to see him finding innovative ways to further shorten his lifespan.

 

[Smutley]

lol Phil, if you're going to lie about shit at least keep your lies straight. In January 2015 you claimed to weigh 199lbs due to all the stress you've experienced. This is a claim you regularly trot out for sympathy.

"I USED to be fat but stress and anxiety and homelessness caused me to lose 30+ lbs in a couple months!!!"

This would mean he'd have gained 40lbs over the course of six months even though he was megastressed, "losing weight", but still stuffing his fat face and bragging about it. #fatlatinapride indeed, beans rice chips and salsa AND french fries? Holy shit.

199lbs

 

[Prince Omicron]

See, what makes me mad here is that this is an actual real problems experienced by a lot of tran.s people and Phil is once again co-opting it to make himself look good and feel better.

While cows have the comedic moments and whatnot, that is unfortunately the irksome part of many cows...abuse " misuse of social support services both public and private; tenuous, nebulous or downright phony diagnoses of medical conditions; attachment to social causes or identities that have a special or topical status, etc etc

FWIW as a proponent of social programs that is why I take issue with the phrase "winning [monetary support for] disability "
It's more accurately winning a case establishing legitimate need that is covered under social support programs.

It may sound wordy, but there's a big difference and Phil, for one, uses "winning disability" seriously (as seriously as I think Phil can muster).

It would be wordy to say "many black communities are economically stressed to the point where the members feel an insurmountable deprivation of resources which can lead to a variety of antisocial behaviors" -- but much simpler to say "those damn niggers"

 

[DragoonSierra]

lol Phil, if you're going to lie about shit at least keep your lies straight. In January 2015 you claimed to weigh 199lbs due to all the stress you've experienced. This is a claim you regularly trot out for sympathy.

"I USED to be fat but stress and anxiety and homelessness caused me to lose 30+ lbs in a couple months!!!"
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This would mean he'd have gained 40lbs over the course of six months even though he was megastressed, "losing weight", but still stuffing his fat face and bragging about it. #fatlatinapride indeed, beans rice chips and salsa AND french fries? Holy shit.
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199lbs
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I thought stress caused weight gain.

 

[RM 810]

I thought stress caused weight gain.

Depends on the person, some people comfort eat, some find anxiety makes them feel ill, and so don't eat. If I had to guess I'd wager Phil's a comfort eater though, you don't get to that size on happy days alone.

 

[An Ghost]

I thought stress caused weight gain.

It makes your hair fall out that's a fact and Phil is a prime example

 

[DatBepisTho]

There's just no way. If Phil was ever 170lbs in his adult life, I will eat my everything.
181 is a better, more believable number but still hard to believe considering it's Phil. He's not active enough to burn off anything he consumes, whether he's on a starving hobo diet or not.

He could be tracking waterweight like a goofus and getting dehydrated thinking he's losing fatcells.

 

[The Dude]

There's just no way. If Phil was ever 170lbs in his adult life, I will eat my everything.
181 is a better, more believable number but still hard to believe considering it's Phil. He's not active enough to burn off anything he consumes, whether he's on a starving hobo diet or not.

He could be tracking waterweight like a goofus and getting dehydrated thinking he's losing fatcells.

If Phil is honestly a pound under 250lbs I'll eat my Volkswagen.

 

[Hyperion]

If Phil is honestly a pound under 250lbs I'll eat my Volkswagen.

This.

I have a term for people like Phil. Fat

 

[GetShrekt]

This photo of Phil is highly inaccurate and is obviously photoshopped. Using Kiwi Farm's high tech equipment, I have managed to reverse the photoshop that Phil did so we can see what he really looks like. Behold!