Yo dawg I heard you like retcons so I put a retcon in your retcon so you can retcon while you retcon. OK, I deserve any incoming rotten tomatoes.Sonichu is just one big retcon to Sonic Adventure. So this is basically a retcon to a retcon which is another retcon to an retcon.
Sonichu is actually one of the most romantic homosexual stories ever written if you think about it.So Sonichu fucked a dickgirl, cool. No wonder he was so oversensitive about gay pride parades.
Long enough for Magi-chan to come round to my house and split my ass in half every night for the last six yearsDid Chris wrote how long the dick is? For females characters, he unecessarily puts the description of the breast size (a cup, z cup)
Okay you can keep the receipt, I'm buying it.Sonichu is actually one of the most romantic homosexual stories ever written if you think about it.
Straight guy falls in love with a homosexual man who likes to dress in drag. He doesn't realize that she is actually a he, until he reveals it later to the straight man. The straight man is uncomfortable, as is everyone else in the ISIS-tier homophobic city, but loves the homosexual man enough that he wants to stay with him provided it could be their little secret.
They play house and everyone holds them up as the model couple. But, the evil Jason Kendrick Howell and his army of trolls from 4 cent garbage find out the truth and begin spreading it around. The homosexual man in drag, to protect himself and his lover, gets a sex change operation. If the world knew of the steamy gay sex that they got up to, they'd be torn apart, never to be able to see each other again by the city they've sworn their lives to protect
Throw in a couple of forbidden gay sex scenes, and boom, you'd have a story that would have impressed even The Wallflower.