Money 7/2 - Chris Enters 'Summer At Gamestop'...ironicly? -

[jawsome]

If you can figure out what the hell he is talking about in this word soup, you win.

 

[Goddess Jabba]

does chris think he is the everyman

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Chris experiments with cocaine.

 

[Positron]

His brain must be melting with his gender. I can't figure out what the fuck he wants to say.

 

[Ferls]

To shed some light on it:
"Summer At Gamestop" is about people sharing their stories in videos or whatever about the people who they play video games with. Each week has a different theme. Last week was about playing games with strangers. This week is about playing games with people you're in love with.
Chris assumes nobody is going to tell the truth because nobody who likes video games could possibly be in love with other people who play video games with them, and demands that a full background check is run on every couple who enters to make sure they are real people, really met in the way they claim they did, and that one of them actually has romantic feelings.
Chris also believes that it's limited to the idea of meeting someone online and then falling in love with them.

And I guess he thinks that having unclaimed prizes is some sort of significant curse...?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is Chris trying to talk like an excitable black person, brother?
EDIT: beaten to it

 

[Lipitor]

It's not complicated chris feels cheated that others were able to find true love through gaming and he was not. If he can't have happiness this way no one should. Chris is a bitter jealous man who believes his happiness should come before all others. This is just him lashing out at that.

Or it could have something to do with trolls and weens. Not sure.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Just don't hurt anyone or yourself Chris.

Actually, do whatever you want, I want to see shit hit the fan.

 

[Golly]

It's not complicated chris feels cheated that others were able to find true love through gaming and he was not. If he can't have happiness this way no one should. Chris is a bitter jealous man who believes his happiness should come before all others. This is just him lashing out at that.

Or it could have something to do with trolls and weens. Not sure.

It's likely a bit of both. Chris has had a comical number of catfish relationships because of his gullibility/inability to stand his ground regarding anything that may or may not have a vagina. Because he's autistic, he'll assume everyone else's experiences reflect his, and say that all relationships that begin online are likely based on lies. His bitterness, regret, and inability to find where he went wrong all compound in this weirdly smug rant on how everyone on the internet is a pathological liar.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

To shed some light on it:

Thank you for the translation. I wonder when Google translate will have a CWC-to-English setting.

 

[The Man With No Name]

At the risk of talking about my power level too much, about half of my very best friends and my fiancee were all met through a series of World of Warcraft guilds.

But then again, I'm not autistic on the internet.

 

[GS 281]

Chris is trying to get banned from GameStop's facebook. I think it is awesome that Chris doesn't have to verify his own identity for anyone, even by text. NO ONE types in his style.

 

[BillRiley]

Hey! Ironic just did thing Chris! Good Luck and Fortune AWAIT YOU at turtle wax factor settings minus ten to the penguin! Dig it! Miracle sentry Yugoslavia with chewy neutron center! Check ALL actual engrams before composting beaver tails and planck's constant! I AM SERIOUS! Groovy!

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

I don't know what he's saying. He mentioned something about video games though.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Question: didn't the judge prohibited Chris any contact with GameStop? Does this count?

 

[DeadMansHand]

Between this and the "My hearts been broken, stabbed, set on fire, and cheated thanks to the trolls" post, he's really in full blown pity party mode, isn't he?

I'm guessing the quest for hot tirb-worthy lesbians isn't going so well....

 

[GS 281]

Question: didn't the judge prohibited Chris any contact with GameStop? Does this count?

I don't think the Judge wanted him doing crank but apparently that didn't stop him either.

 

[Lipitor]

Question: didn't the judge prohibited Chris any contact with GameStop? Does this count?

The judges don't even care he's an internet celeb. They won't care unless he goes back into the same gamestop and commits a crime.

 

[Mollybdenum]

Weapons-grade autism folks. Bring your helmets.

 

[AdmiralPingas]

If you can figure out what the hell he is talking about in this word soup, you win.

I lose. I lose big time. Thank you, based @Ferls, for making some sense of that barrage of weaponised atsimu.