7/20/2016 Phil e-begging for a machette -
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Good, please start carrying that around downtown Portland.
Can't wait to see you getting arrested in the news for threatening hobos and cops with it, Phil
"#PreventHomeInvasion" lol what home
Can't wait to see you getting arrested in the news for threatening hobos and cops with it, Phil
"#PreventHomeInvasion" lol what home
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Wow, us and Chris got a mention. For someone who is "constantly under attack" he sure has a lot of focus on people he doesn't interact with day to day. Why no #houselesscismandefence?
Edit: Holy shit, just realized one tag is #preventhomeinvasion. This from a guy who constantly talks about being homeless.
Edit: Holy shit, just realized one tag is #preventhomeinvasion. This from a guy who constantly talks about being homeless.
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If Phil actually got one of these, I am pretty sure that he would immediately strike a fearsome pose, and cut his own ear off in the process.
This, of course, would be blamed on the Cis Male Transmysoginyst Conspiracy.
This, of course, would be blamed on the Cis Male Transmysoginyst Conspiracy.
Well, that's one way to cut your penis off.
Phil, please. We all know what happened to the last person who went after Chris with a knife:
No.
So, Phil is also autistically obsessed with Phallic shaped objects or symbolism like Chris. Way to prove your womanly nature..
Does he have anyone in his life left who'd be willing to buy him a machete (or any birthday present for that matter)?
"#biggerknivesthanCWC?" Jesus fuck, I doubt Chris even remembers that he had a knife. I find it utterly hilarious that Phil sees himself as a rival to Chris, whereas Chris doesn't even know he exists. When Chris is cooler than you, I think it's time to re-evaluate your life choices. Like breathing.
Poor Choices
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The only people who actually pay attention to Phil and who would willingly purchase something that would get him in trouble is us. A machete on a retard is a recipe to get shot by the cops.
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Maybe Phil wants to be a street samurai, like in Shadowrun? It would makes sense, he already looks like a fucking troll.
It's probably $20 on trueswords or bud k. Jace had a similar tactical tomahawk that broke in the video he made bragging about it or the holster or something. It's crap. You couldn't slice a block of cheese with it.
Edit: anti kiwi security system? It'll prevent somebody from taking pics of you at the library by putting you in prison instead great idea
Edit: anti kiwi security system? It'll prevent somebody from taking pics of you at the library by putting you in prison instead great idea
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Phil, that's a really bad idea
1) you "already have a gun" so "kiwi farmers better run"
2) you have no home and your are recognized by the state as unemployable so you could run into brandishing problems...esp consider you intend to brandish it
3) you are going to get shot or a brick to the head pulling that shit out
4) they can be sharp and you might cut yourself...may I suggest a nerf one
5) it's going to be MUCH harder lying to us about hacking someone with a machete than it is fibbing to us that you maced someone
1) you "already have a gun" so "kiwi farmers better run"
2) you have no home and your are recognized by the state as unemployable so you could run into brandishing problems...esp consider you intend to brandish it
3) you are going to get shot or a brick to the head pulling that shit out
4) they can be sharp and you might cut yourself...may I suggest a nerf one
5) it's going to be MUCH harder lying to us about hacking someone with a machete than it is fibbing to us that you maced someone
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