Interests 7/23/15: Still complaining about blarms (on his court date, too) -

[ulsterscotsman]

it's chris's court day.
And did you know that there is only 6 sonichu bundles left?

 

[Hat]

He's really grasping at straws to find a justification for his hatred.

 

[drtoboggan]

You're American, Chris. It's spelled "color" here. Goddammit.

 

[EI 903]

You're American, Chris. It's spelled "color" here. Goddammit.

He's been doing this for months.

 

[drtoboggan]

He's been doing this for months.

Oh I know. It's funny how he clings to his British royalty BS.

 

[MMX]

Once again Chris fails at understanding literally and metaphorically (figuratively).

 

[qld]

I'm glad he is already up for his hearing that's five hours away. I hope he's tired, cranky and lashes out at everyone. I also hope he's on his way to McDonald's for four straight hours of guzzling McCafe's--that should prime him.

 

[Cackman]

How crushing is it for his ego to slowly realize SEGA doesn't care about what he thinks?

Maybe that's why this BLARMS saga has gone on for as long as it has; Chris has gotten a slightly clearer picture of his position in the world and he doesn't like it.

 

[House Of Reeves]

His explanations have now gone from not liking change to sensory overload to feeling terror.
What next?
Existential horror?

 

[John Furrman]

He should get some sleep if he doesn't want to look like a total piece of shit in front of the judge later.

 

[Fallensaint]

Chris is pleading insanity, it's the only explanation.

 

[House Of Reeves]

He should get some sleep if he doesn't want to look like a total piece of shit in front of the judge later.

It's Chris.
He'll look like shit regardless of how much sleep he gets.

 

[CWCissey]

Wait, when did Sega ban Chris from contacting them? Was this to do with those glitterbombs he sent?

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

I think the real reason Chris keeps sperging about the blarms is because he considers Sonic to be part of his retarded Sonichu canon. SEGA changed the blarms' color without his consent, and to Chris' deeply underperforming brain, this is a terrible offence, as they defile his sanctuary. Worse, they have zero fucks to give about Chris' malcontent, and he can't even contact them. He's totally powerless and it hurts his inflated ego.

So basically it's just a rehash of the Asperchu saga.

 

[GS 281]

This is retarded even for a retard.

 

[Hmmpf!]

HIS HAIR IS NOT BLUE! IT GAVE ME SENSORY OVERLOAD!
CHANGE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW!

#Chris #CWC #hair #blue #iwannakillmyself

 

[Apocalypso]

it's chris's court day.
And did you know that there is only 6 sonichu bundles left?
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Perhaps Chris knows that he's going off to jail today and wants to leave his last message to us people.

Spoiler

Nah, not bloody likely!

 

[PeteyCoffee]

"they literally and metaphorically Broke His Arms Off."
Like when you broke off Sonic's Amiibo arms, Chris?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

Because Chris is so retarded he can't distinguish Boom!Sonic's blarms from his body and that literally has a Chtulhu effect on his poor limited brain.

 

[Cackman]

Wait, when did Sega ban Chris from contacting them? Was this to do with those glitterbombs he sent?

He's probably talking about being blocked form the Sonic The Hedgehog facebook group.