7/29/16 Phil Posts a long list of Lies - all aboard the fail train woo woo
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
Well, one thing is certain I can see Phil doshing out for acupuncture and reiki, since it's about as real as his gender dysphoria. Or latino roots. But mentioning those in big honkin' list of things that never happened makes me wonder if he was too poor to pay for alternative medication or they were too ethnic for Phil, thus necessitating the lying("I totes did that, next I'm gonna roll for my curse-ye-ha-me-ha on my ouija board!")
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Do we know why Phil's been using "Tran" instead of "Tran.s" lately? It's been showing up in quite a few of his recent babbles. Is it some stupid thing he thinks sounds cool like "menz" or is he just being his usual exceptional individual potato self and just not even giving a fuck about his own identity to not typo it?
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This is the one that left me most confused. Someone pls explain the badass nature of Phil rebelling against the oppression of Nintendo and why this action took 145 days of having no balls but really having balls.
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- Congratulations, you managed to stay in one place doing jack shit instead of going off to do jack shit in another state. Or was this due to you trying desperately to get housing in Portland and failing miserably because you actually put more work in trying to fake being a decent human being instead of actually being a decent human being?
- This stands in direct contradiction of the above statement having outright said a trip to California down the road was necessary anyway.
- This one is believable...in the alternate universe where you could fucking afford this because, among many other things, you saved the money instead of spending it all on tattoos you cover up most of the time anyway.
- You have no friends Phil. You don't even have that many ass-patters.
- Accupuncture? That shit works on the walking fleshbag?
- He's upped the count of hobos he has not defeated in single combat to be two guys now. Also, you fucked up hard, Phil, because you forgot the first rule of Fight Club motherfucker - you don't fucking talk about Fight Club.
- Stayed in a woman's surgery? The lie following it implies this was him claiming to have gained shelter in a place that isn't even open right now.
- 'Got somebody to harass me' is an acomplishment. That is just fucking sad even by Phil standards that making people angry at him is a highlight of his life.
- Reiki: a healing technique based on the principle that the therapist can channel energy into the patient by means of touch, to activate the natural healing processes of the patient's body and restore physical and emotional well-being.
Suffice to say Phil is ultra-stressed if he's talking so much about going to multiple types of physical massage therapy.
- This is a crime because Phil doesn't have the licence to smoke Weed does he?
- I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on the 'went' part, but you'd have to litterally be as dumb as him to actually think anybody wants his filthy body parts anywhere near their genitals. Hence why 'attended' is not the word used.
- Proof Phil monitors our forums like a hawk and has fallen for ruse #999-1337-H4XX0Rz, not realizing he has verified our spy drone deports were perfect. Also, 'geographically literate' doesn't apply to remembering how the fuck to get to a room. ALSO, this is him outright admitting he is actively trying to harass Tweaker, and so only strengthens the case against him.
- Claims insulting his intelligence has backfired on us, does not realize appropriation of a fucking ethnic genetic bloodline doesn't work. Also possibly suggesting he has forgotten that his Autism makes him so fucking stupid he is getting disability pay by being too stupid to work.
- I actually believe this one, simply because Phil totally would be sleeping restless over a shooting at a gay bar at literally the other side of the country. Or maybe mistaking the dog pissing on him for an armed gunman.
- Won? How the fuck do you win a letter of reference from somebody absolutely not in any position to even give that kind of approval in the first place?
- If Tweaker filed that police report than even if this was remotely true - which we know it isn't - then Phil just got fucked hard. Metaphorically.
- This stands in direct contradiction of the above statement having outright said a trip to California down the road was necessary anyway.
- This one is believable...in the alternate universe where you could fucking afford this because, among many other things, you saved the money instead of spending it all on tattoos you cover up most of the time anyway.
- You have no friends Phil. You don't even have that many ass-patters.
- Accupuncture? That shit works on the walking fleshbag?
- He's upped the count of hobos he has not defeated in single combat to be two guys now. Also, you fucked up hard, Phil, because you forgot the first rule of Fight Club motherfucker - you don't fucking talk about Fight Club.
- Stayed in a woman's surgery? The lie following it implies this was him claiming to have gained shelter in a place that isn't even open right now.
- 'Got somebody to harass me' is an acomplishment. That is just fucking sad even by Phil standards that making people angry at him is a highlight of his life.
- Reiki: a healing technique based on the principle that the therapist can channel energy into the patient by means of touch, to activate the natural healing processes of the patient's body and restore physical and emotional well-being.
Suffice to say Phil is ultra-stressed if he's talking so much about going to multiple types of physical massage therapy.
- This is a crime because Phil doesn't have the licence to smoke Weed does he?
- I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on the 'went' part, but you'd have to litterally be as dumb as him to actually think anybody wants his filthy body parts anywhere near their genitals. Hence why 'attended' is not the word used.
- Proof Phil monitors our forums like a hawk and has fallen for ruse #999-1337-H4XX0Rz, not realizing he has verified our spy drone deports were perfect. Also, 'geographically literate' doesn't apply to remembering how the fuck to get to a room. ALSO, this is him outright admitting he is actively trying to harass Tweaker, and so only strengthens the case against him.
- Claims insulting his intelligence has backfired on us, does not realize appropriation of a fucking ethnic genetic bloodline doesn't work. Also possibly suggesting he has forgotten that his Autism makes him so fucking stupid he is getting disability pay by being too stupid to work.
- I actually believe this one, simply because Phil totally would be sleeping restless over a shooting at a gay bar at literally the other side of the country. Or maybe mistaking the dog pissing on him for an armed gunman.
- Won? How the fuck do you win a letter of reference from somebody absolutely not in any position to even give that kind of approval in the first place?
- If Tweaker filed that police report than even if this was remotely true - which we know it isn't - then Phil just got fucked hard. Metaphorically.
"Pokestop" is actually translatinpotatox for "the alley were I let hobos stick rhizomes up my ass"
No, I believe this.
Imagine waking up at 4.00 am to find a massive blubbery mound of foul-smelling flesh attempting to insert a shaped piece of root ginger into you. I don't know about you, but I'd squeal like my username. In fact, just the prospect of said mound of flesh being within a 50 mile radius of me would cause me significant anxiety.
I honestly wonder how his brain comes up with these far fetched, never going to happen ideas, and he think he's going to fool us with him. He isn't clever... if he was he'd set more realistic lies that wouldn't be so hard to uncover. But instead he talks about getting a cunt and being on a waiting list for a housing center that's been closed. Does he think he's going to prove us wrong, or if he just so delusional he believes he own lies?
Gotta keep up with the Chandlers.
Chris.
Phil is obsessed with constantly proving he is better than OPL. Being on the same level of idiocy, he actually thinks Chris grew a bona-fide vagina and Phil is livid Chris beat him to it.
Phil said:
We don't care if you stay in Portland, we just want to see you make an ass of yourself.
Phil said:
Got a referral when he has no health insurance & Oregon's Medicaid program doesn't cover sex changes? Keep dreaming there, Taters.
Phil said:
Wasn't he 1st or 2nd in line earlier this month? Keeping your lies straight isn't hard.
Taters said:
This.... might actually be true, but Phil's not a sex worker any more than I'm the fucking King of Mexico.
Have fun staying with your CIS GAY MALE 'family' in California, Phil. I'm sure they'll be joining the Farms in a couple of weeks, once you've pissed them off one too many times.
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