7/31/2015 - The Potato Man Tricked Us Again -

[Smutley]

Also: Phil, why did you hide your update earlier where you said you were going to Canada with Dale? Is that something we should or shouldn't have known?

Spoiler: Sausage Fingers

edit: oops, there's a video too!

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh god those hands, it's so foul. You still won't get out of the city of BROTHERly love alive Phil

 

[Lacquer Head]

I don't want to know where those hands have been

 

[Hyperion]

Oh . What a clever faggot.

 

[YI 457]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2015-7-31_14-31-34-png.40045/

Hello, gangrene.

Also: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS AHUVIYA ARAÚJO NIEVES. Fixed.

 

[tomgirl4life]

You made posts about going to Philly that were only available to your friends, so I guess you made idiots of your non-existent friends, too.

 

[Arkangel]

Phil may have fooled us this time, but he's still the real loser in this relationship.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

LOL @ "neurotypical kiwis"

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Verily, Ahuviya! Despite our best efforts, it seems we have fallen once again to one of your rather elaborate ruses. Feel no regret or remorse now, for thou hast proven to be a master ruseman.

 

[Smutley]

The real question: Does this mean that Phil fabricated an entire story about a cabal of evil Jews that refused to cut his balls off? Or did he just pick a random lady he hasn't seen in five years to yell about on Facebook?

 

[Weeping With Pity]

The real question: Does this mean that Phil fabricated an entire story about a cabal of evil Jews that refused to cut his balls off? Or did he just pick a random lady he hasn't seen in five years to yell about on Facebook?

Whatever the answer, my Mazzoni mole has made sure screenshots of that behavior made it to them, so if they were inclined to think he might be stable enough for surgery before...

 

[Maxwell]

*Where in the world is Phillip V. Haskins-Delici?
Nobody thinks you're a Latino woman, Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody was even in Utah to intercept potato boy. The guy posting that admitted he was just fucking with him.

 

[chimpburgers]

I know he's fucked in the head. That's all I need to know, Phil.

And new cover photo.

 

[Oglooger]

He feel right into our trap.
The dude is currently on patrol in Utah, so he better watch out for any deagle snipers.
they can blend in the trees, the buildings and the back alley.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

More thoughts... I mentioned the locations ADF's been "posting from" didn't really match up with any realistic travel pattern for someone from this area (ie, going way out of their way for things that could be found closer, etc). So either the "not in Philly yet" is legit, or Mom is being verbally dominated into driving all over the country.

Also, if she's posting from the bus, I guess Ahuviya lied about her phone being shut off.

 

[chimpburgers]

He posted more pics from the trip.

Huves getting around and fucking around with words he doesn't know the meaning of.

Sure, Phil. Gotta hate on those ciscars.

Ooooh, so scary.

 

[Tookie]

HA HA, I TRICKED YOU GUYS INTO BELIEVING MY MOTHER LOVED ME AND HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR BEING AN ABUSIVE CIS WHITE MAN

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So he put a lot of effort into fooling us so we wouldn't take pictures of him... and then posted photos of himself and where he is.

My god, this man is a genius.

Wait, so does this mean he's admitting that he lied about that conversation where his mom backed up his rape allegations? If that's true then holy shit, he's a scumbag. Using his handicapped mother to lie to his friends. If his friends are okay with this even after ADF admits it then they're equally awful.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

That fucking filth-encrusted hand, Jesus. Worst part of it all is that I may someday handle tokens that were touched by that same diseased paw. Fuck me.