Sonichu 7/31 - Sonichu 12, pages 36-43 -

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler

 

[ES 148]

'ANOTHER NICE PUNCHLINE' is the worst way to inform your audience that they just witnessed a joke that I've ever seen.

 

[An Ghost]

Was really hoping he would type up the unreadable pages 40-41.

 

[Cripple]

"You took away my hatred!"

/goes on a literal page long screed about why he hates Chris

Chris, sometimes a dictionary is your friend, even for four letter words.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I thought the anti-homo vaccine wasnt canon anymore?

 

[Gaol]

I'm amazed he didn't push Sailor Megtune in.

 

[heymate]

I think Reldnahc's speech in page 40 sums up Chris rather nicely.

 

[heymate]

Also,

 

[TheImportantFart]

Even though he draws his idealised vision of himself as a woman, it's still every bit as hideous as the real the thing.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Also,

 

[ShittyRecolor]

'ANOTHER NICE PUNCHLINE' is the worst way to inform your audience that they just witnessed a joke that I've ever seen.

I don't think I'll ever get what the joke's supposed to be there. Oh well, the way Chris look like some cycloptic abomination sucking the brain matter out of the chu larvae's temples is funny enough.

Also, "poisonality"... these last few pages were a regular goldmine as far as new CWCisms are concerned. I wonder if it's a Freudian slip on Chrissy's part, slowly realizing how toxic his personality really is.

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

The phrase "poisonality"... Reldnahc either became Bostonian or suddenly very knowledgeable about Chris.

 

[Hen in a tie]

So sad

 

[Golly]

Wow. Master of the written word.

 

[Gaol]

I like how Chris likes to go back and forth on whatever he says, it has always been like that with him. He puts down one idea, only for the idea to change in the next issue (or even in the next page) It's still a bit surreal to see all the Sonichu's together along with Megagi and Patty. But the whole Redlnahc thing is surreal, especially the whole coming out stage (I guess his hugs aren't as strong as they used to be when he was a straight man) Also the fuck happened at the end? Did he get sucked into a hole? And why does Magichan need antennas? is he a fucking receiver?

 

[Hen in a tie]

I just realized this but is Chris wearing jeans and sneakers with a skirt?!

 

[Un Platano]

It just isn't the same

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I will consume your souls. It literally looks like Chris' is trying to suck their souls out through their ears. I guess that's what motherhood is to Chris, making out with children while looking like a dead fish.

That's right, womanhood is like earning a trophy for participation. Nigga, you're a liar.

Sonichu isn't even funny anymore, it's just tranny BS and lies about Chris' new and improved personality.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

It's been well over a decade since he started Sonichu, and he still has the stunning ability to make completely unreadable walls of text. Good job, Chris.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Chris finally gave a minor character a background story and he still feels like a cardboard cutout.

The callout is nice if you manage to read it, though.