7-5-2015 - Phil Renames His Nonexistent Country -

[chimpburgers]

I'll let this speak for itself.

Spoiler: Very long and very autistic

Edit: The words on the top of the second screencap say "Australatina Souroeste."

 

[Zeorus]

Australatina & Beothukia was a mouthful to keep saying.

At least it was pronounceable. How in Ye Olde Fucke is Australatinaztlan supposed to be less of a mouthful?

Also, negative points for lack of creativity.

 

[Hat]

Of course he has to have "Aztlan" in there somewhere to show of how totally Latino he is.

 

[Zvantastika]

Hold on a second.
Aztlan is mexican stuff.

Didn't ADF said he hated mexicans?, because putting that name indicates he is either mexican or admires mexicans.
ADF confirmed for mexican after all.

 

[OtterParty]

>GLOUCESTER

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Congrats ADF, your made up country is even more autistic than CWCVille. Not even Chris cared about federal districts and prefectures of his made up country.

 

[DuskEngine]

san angelo lol

 

[Positron]

The Gamergate Federation have taken San Felipe and renamed it Santo Angelo.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why does a small country need so many damn prefectures/states anyway?* Also, I wonder if the Austra-something military has a bicycle division?

At least Phil acknowledges that Phil-land is imaginary.

Spoiler: infodump

*I think Germany is roughly the same size (or bigger), and it only has 16 states.

 

[Tookie]

 

[Conrix]

At least it was pronounceable. How in Ye Olde Fucke is Australatinaztlan supposed to be less of a mouthful?

It's more oppressed that way.

 

[drtoboggan]

Way to bolster your self importance without lying, Phil.
To answer the bike army question, yes. Only cis male scum drive, and Phil has feeble motor skills.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Hold on a second.
Aztlan is mexican stuff.

Didn't ADF said he hated mexicans?, because putting that name indicates he is either mexican or admires mexicans.
ADF confirmed for mexican after all.

Hooves has had mission creep from Puerto Rico to Mexico for a while now. For example, the stupid sugar skull tattoo and the fake Mexican (made in California) cheese.

But then, Weeping with Pity said that Hooves used to wear a poncho back in the Felipe days, so maybe Hooves thinks Mexico and Puerto Rico are the same? It is a mystery.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Why does a small country need so many damn prefectures/states anyway?* Also, I wonder if the Austra-something military has a bicycle division?

At least Phil acknowledges that Phil-land is imaginary.

Spoiler: infodump

*I think Germany is roughly the same size (or bigger), and it only has 16 states.

probably because australatiniaztlan is a communist shithole which like romania bans abortions and has ridiculous overpopulation hence needing tons of prefectures (and angry crowds to storm the parliament and execute ADF on live television)

 

[Bugaboo]

Why doesn't this guy just play civilization and make his imaginary land there instead of putting it on facebook

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Not even Chris cared about federal districts and prefectures of his made up country.

Phil even went as far as to make up road signs, railway signs, and TV stations for Phil-land, but I haven't really heard much about the supposed culture and customs of that country. Phil seems to be fixated on the minor details of that country over the stuff that should really matter.

Incidentally, a symptom of autism spectrum disorders is an unnatural fixation on very limited subjects or parts of objects.

Why doesn't this guy just play civilization

Spoiler: Civilization references

Because the other civilizations would probably pwn it with superior technology - that is, if the Australatina cities don't get envious of other countries' likely superior cultures and defect first. Before that happens, ADFville would probably be impoverished, backwards, and full of starvation, corruption, and civil disorders.

 

[Maxwell]

I wonder how the people of Australatinazatlan feel about having an autistic leader who can't speak Spanish and possesses no Hispanic heritage.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

For a Mao-worshipping communist, he sure loves his Catholic references in the names of Batshitlocoland prefectures.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

an autistic leader

Phil's self-insert in ADFville is supposedly just a military official, surprisingly. I think some celebrity is the leader for some reason.

 

[Count groudon]

So is Sasuke still the head of the military or whatever?