Sonichu 7/9 Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Reader -

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Chris left another message on his patreon, Chris being the autistic cheapskate he is

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Nice to see he's still giving the middle finger to @DStecks and the other Etsy donors.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

"Thanks for the $1000, assholes, now pay again while I never update about SORBAYYYYY!"

 

[Philosophy Phil]

One of the reasons I'm disappointed in Chris is his lack of effort in some things. Even simple proofreading seems to be either beneath him, or something that passes right over his head.

I have uploaded a proper grammar edition, and an actual truth edition, which took 2 minutes each.
.

 

[Rottytops]

Chrisomo Chandberg

 

[MrTroll]

Nice to see he's still giving the middle finger to @DStecks and the other Etsy donors.

I like to imagine Chris and Barb, in the few moments of lucidity she has, sitting around the kitchen table and laughing as they bond over their one and only shared interest or value: hustling fools with the lowest-effort scams they can possibly dream up. I have no money for food! My teeth are falling out! Send me $$$ and I'll draw cartoons for you! My house burned down! (okay, that one was real)

 

[Optimus Prime]

"MY ELDERLY STARVING MOUTHS"

There's another for random.txt

 

[Hmmpf!]

The card layout is unironically autistic.

 

[MMX]

Stop !
"Menatime"

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

All the Sonichu characters turning their backs on the reader is quite fitting.

 

[Coconut Gun]

And I, thought that, I, used commas, too much.

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

All the Sonichu characters turning their backs on the reader is quite fitting.

No Chris is just too lazy to draw their faces.

 

[Kumatora]

Could you, Please fucking Stop, capitalizing Words that, don't, Need To be capitalized?

 

[OrsonZedd]

It's not that big a deal; I just read it on the CWCki like everyone else.

 

[jackopalkia]

Wonder how long it will take him to rage at the people who will re post his pages.

 

[Ray Streip]

For the love of Godbear nobody tell him about pay pigs and financial domination.

 

[unfer]

Spoiler: Meanwhile, at the farms

 

[The Lizard Queen]

So, how many people have fallen for his story this time? It amazes me that even with the millions of words written about how Chris spends money, there's still morons in the world who give it to him.

He doesn't need it people. Between his and Barb's welfare checks, and Bob's pension, they're paying all their bills and doing fine. You're just giving him toys at this point.

 

[Trilby]

So, how many people have fallen for his story this time? It amazes me that even with the millions of words written about how Chris spends money, there's still morons in the world who give it to him.

He doesn't need it people. Between his and Barb's welfare checks, and Bob's pension, they're paying all their bills and doing fine. You're just giving him toys at this point.

If only they knew (the Patreon dolts)!

 

[Darndirty]

How is his patreon doing? Why would people pay Chris to watch him turn all his sonichu characters trans one by one. Because how could he write a character that isn't a self insert.