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[Jack Awful]

Chris is begging for more money on YouTube (big shock).
Also, Chris is tired, hates Unicorns, Rainbows, and the Bluebird of Happiness too, and bitches about his bills/Sega not wanting to franchise Sonichu.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Lolno, Chris.

The 60s called. They want their curtains back, and they ain't gonna be pleased to find a fat dress-shaped hole in them, either.

 

[Deathfromabove]

thank god that reading shit is over with

 

[A Small Loan]

When Chris knows your book sucks shit, you should probably just kill yourself.

 

[Lucyfur]

Looks like all the Etsy commissioners might as well have flushed their money down the toilet.

 

[bird]

He wants a sega rep to fly to his home to deal with him... hahah

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris is threatening to not do anything because of stress? Isn't that what Chris already does?

 

[facepalm]

Fake girl voice lasted 10 seconds.


I agree you are in over your head, though Chris. In everything.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

He's fucking dependent on weens now. I foresee begging videos for years to come.

 

[Morshu]

Once again with the music.

"AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!" *doo-doo-doo-do-do-dee-do-do*

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Whoever initially put the idea that it would become a franchise into his head is the one responsible for permanently destroying Chris.

 

[bird]

He said his lesbian friends are his 'managers' now. Do we have any info on them?

 

[Darndirty]

Damn Chris just basically called watermelon a retard, that's gotta hurt. Did he just say reading drained him so much he can't do anything . I do find it odd this is the first few times he's mentioned a mortgage..which leads me to believe that's bullshit he woulda complained about that a long time ago.



Tldr- even though you have the same bills as Chris , it's worse for him because he's a tard...and also he says there are 2 managers that's a new piece. And come on what are the odds his managers are actually female. Oh and hes mad that Sega hasn't flown to his house...and did this nigga just take credit for sonic becoming popular again ...and we have confirmation hell be at omegacon


One last note at about 1:40 he says something like "I know you all don't wanna hear about finances because you all have the same problems then he says but... and changes what he's about to say to me what he's about to say is you have the same problems but so what? Am I the only one that caught that.

 

[Ooomegah]

If I had the money I'll reimburse everyone! But I don't have a thousand dollars or so!

@DStecks, you here? Looks like you have another job.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Wait, why is Chris still bitching about Sonic's arm color change? He said that his autism caused him to tard rage over it, does this mean the 'tism wasn't cured by YouTube hypnosis videos? Fucking shocked.

 

[Justlurkin]

You could feel pity for him for the first minute when he complains about everything.

But then he start ranting about licensing Sonichu and its all stupid again.

I'm surprised nobody yet has convinced him that was impossible. Also yet again the ladyfriends/managers are mentionned...

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Wait, he owes a 1,000 dollars worth of refunds? What? That has to be a figure he pulled out of his ass.. right? It sounds like a mangled attempt at sympathy and he doesn't realize how bad it sounds.

 

[A Small Loan]

Chris' tone in this video is a lot sharper than anything I've seen from him in a long time. I wonder what brought this rant on? Maybe Barb chewed him out for being such a fat shit, and he just wants to vent/pretend he's better than us.

Also, since when was living in your mother's spare room any better than living in your mother's basement, Chris? Basements are cool as shit and you live on a pile of Lego.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

It's funny watching Chris try to justify how much his life sucks to people who already KNOW his life sucks.

 

[MudMux]

The most shocking revelation is that Chris has had sex TWICE!

She's now twice the man I thought she was.