Not only is it dry, but he's probably managed to already get a horrible yeast infection, wet gangrene, or if he let slingblade fuck him, well probably a STD, and if that did happen, pretty sure slingblade now has AIDs, not HIV but full blown AIDS.When Phil mentioned droughts in his fake troon country I thought he was talking about his self inflicted axe wound.
I think, to some degree, Phil is dimly aware of how Mary Sue-ish fake countries and OCs on DeviantArt tend to be, and in his own special way, making Australatina a shit hole is overcompensating in trying to make Australatina more "realistic." Almost like how 90s comics became a bit of a self-parody in trying to reboot everything as "dark" and "gritty." I guess it's a bit appropriate as Phil is a perpetual edgelord.Seriously, does ADF get off to making this fictional country as miserable as possible?
Phil doesn't know shit about Newfoundland, its weather conditions or what might feasibly exist in or around it. Phil doesn't know shit about shit.An incredibly arid land, near Newfoundland right? I mean jesus, mudslides would make more sense.
Has anybody done a search to see what factbook Phil copied and pasted this from?
A totalitarian dystopia connected to the US that constantly threatens the States with violence? If Isla de Autism were a real country, Trump would have blasted it off the map in the first week of his presidency, because literally no one would care. Even the Australatinians would consider it a mercy killing and just let it happen.Mordor is Disney World by comparison. Seriously, if Isla de Autism were a real country it would be the worst. North Korea or Iran would be better places to live.