I've heard a rumor going around that @REDWINGS once beat a Jewish elementary kid on the sidewalk during his walk home from McDonalds five years ago. People around at the time reported him saying: "You gotta get them while they're young."
Ah yes, " . " is my favorite lolcow of all time, I can't believe the other people here can't appreciate this thread, it's so well put together, I bet /b/ just stole it! I hope we have more wonderful threads from this exceptional individual! /sneed