8/1 - Twitter updates -

[The American Hedgehog]

Update: Doopie draws a line and says, "You don't know me, christine."

A round of Twitter comments, including Chris's meds, his comments on the friend zone, further confirmation of his belief in a cartoon reality and his list of gal-pals for #NationalGirlfriendDay.

Chris, on the friend zone:

"I can answer that. A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you. Also, that person may not fully understand or appreciate what truest Friendship means, without expecting something like sex in return in the first place. In these situations, they set themselves up for easy disappointment. Whereas beginning a new friendship without the sexual expectation and later on if you feel like exploring with this person, and you tell them that, they will generally feel more success, as the relationship is progressing from a more positive start point of genuine friendship. And going into said new friendship with low expectations, they will feel less disappointed in being Just Friends, as they would not have had the higher expectation, or that desire for that something in return, in the first place."

His list on Facebook:

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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Good luck getting out of that one, Doopie.

 

[Flareon]

"Darling"

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

"I can answer that. A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you. Also, that person may not fully understand or appreciate what truest Friendship means, without expecting something like sex in return in the first place. In these situations, they set themselves up for easy disappointment. Whereas beginning a new friendship without the sexual expectation and later on if you feel like exploring with this person, and you tell them that, they will generally feel more success, as the relationship is progressing from a more positive start point of genuine friendship. And going into said new friendship with low expectations, they will feel less disappointed in being Just Friends, as they would not have had the higher expectation, or that desire for that something in return, in the first place."

You ever have that thing where you read something like 5 times in a row, absorbing a little less of it each time?
I swear his language skills have somehow managed to degrade over the years, and given what we started with, that's an impressive feat to accomplish without going nonverbal.

Also, I feel terrible for Doopie, tbh. She seems to have tried to give him a fair shake and treat him just like any other customer, and this fixation was getting creepy a month ago.
I guess we've finally hit the point where instead of hitting on girls he knows, or even has a passing familiarity with, Chris is just gonna latch on to anything with tits he can find and bother it until it fucks him or leaves.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

You ever have that thing where you read something like 5 times in a row, absorbing a little less of it each time?
I swear his language skills have somehow managed to degrade over the years, and given what we started with, that's an impressive feat to accomplish without going nonverbal.

Also, I feel terrible for Doopie, tbh. She seems to have tried to give him a fair shake and treat him just like any other customer, and this fixation was getting creepy a month ago.
I guess we've finally hit the point where instead of hitting on girls he knows, or even has a passing familiarity with, Chris is just gonna latch on to anything with tits he can find and bother it until it fucks him or leaves.

Yeah, it's always a bizarre treat so see Chris try to deduct universal truths regarding the human psyche and relationship based on his own :autism:. As for Doopie, while this is indeed pretty creepy, at least we can be assured that this new Chris can't be bothered to try and go physical, like paying her a visit or something similarly stupid.

 

[Karen Riley]

Just a quick mod note. This thread got a report for belonging in random thoughts and questions but I actually think a thread on occasion with plenty of Chris content like this is a better idea than it being lost in the shuffle of a massive megathread lots of people, including myself, struggle to keep on top of. Of course I'm not the only mod here but when there's enough content to be discussed I see no harm in it having its own thread.

Asides from that, it's now blatantly apparent that Chris believes he has this friendly/close to romantic connection to Doopie beyond that of just being a customer, it even feels like his explanation of why the 'friend zone,' sucks was him directly venting on why he doesn't like feeling in that position with her.

Chris has never had a tight grip on reality, but thinking he's friends with a bunch of 'celebrities,' who have barely acknowledged his existence is an all new social low for him. At least the person who pretended to be Vanessa Hudgens actually made conversation with him.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

And Chris continues to give life advice on topics he has no experience with. He's never even been in the friend zone. The closest he's ever been is the "toleration zone," or the "kindness in exchange for money" zone.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"I can answer that. A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you. Also, that person may not fully understand or appreciate what truest Friendship means, without expecting something like sex in return in the first place. In these situations, they set themselves up for easy disappointment."

So speaks the voice of experience.

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Oh Christ. I thought people around here were overreacting about the Doopie thing.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

A round of Twitter comments, including Chris's meds, his comments on the friend zone, further confirmation of his belief in a cartoon reality and his list of gal-pals for #NationalGirlfriendDay.

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Chris, on the friend zone:

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"I can answer that. A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you. Also, that person may not fully understand or appreciate what truest Friendship means, without expecting something like sex in return in the first place. In these situations, they set themselves up for easy disappointment. Whereas beginning a new friendship without the sexual expectation and later on if you feel like exploring with this person, and you tell them that, they will generally feel more success, as the relationship is progressing from a more positive start point of genuine friendship. And going into said new friendship with low expectations, they will feel less disappointed in being Just Friends, as they would not have had the higher expectation, or that desire for that something in return, in the first place."

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His list on Facebook:

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I think he's gotten confused with the terms "girlfriend" and "a girl who is a friend"

 

[LofaSofa]

And Chris continues to give life advice on topics he has no experience with. He's never even been in the friend zone. The closest he's ever been is the "toleration zone," or the "kindness in exchange for money" zone.

There's only one zone Chris will ever be in, the zone that he put himself into.

 

[4Macie]

And Chris continues to give life advice on topics he has no experience with. He's never even been in the friend zone. The closest he's ever been is the "toleration zone," or the "kindness in exchange for money" zone.

Pretty much this.

I love the comment about not being able to understand the truest of friendship without sex... considering every single girl Chris has tried to befriend has been because he wants sex.

 

[LadyMayhem]

Chris' sense of entitlement regarding sex gives off rapey vibes.

 

[BB 876]

Waiting on doopie to rethink just how badly she needs that $25/month from one person.

 

[Rupin]

Waiting on doopie to rethink just how badly she needs that $25/month from one person.

Oh it's comin' considering that Chris ramps up the creep factor in his messages to Doopie by a notch every week.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

C'mon Chris. Just send Doopie a duck pic already.

 

[Marvin]

The paroxetine is probably a big cause of how mellow Chris is nowadays.

I think he's gotten confused with the terms "girlfriend" and "a girl who is a friend"

I don't think he's confused. I think he's conflating the two because he thinks the definitions of words are pliable when it comes to getting him what he wants.

Pretty sure Chris has seen enough dumb sitcoms to recognize that there's a distinction between "girl friend" and "girlfriend". He's trying to trap girls in a technicality. He's like a PUA crossed with a sovereign citizen.

Heh, and if a guy tried to pull that shtick on him, Chris would get super frustrated / pissed.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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yeah you know what Shakespeare, you and your all the world's a stage shit can fuck off, chris has it all figured.

 

[Hen in a tie]

I'm not ready to live through the Doopie Saga

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Doopie has panic attacks assumingly over work schedules and people like Chris hovering about 24/7
Chris has panic attacks because someone insulted a cartoon.

Doopie believes there is nothing wrong with the friend zone.
Chris, the champion of the friend zone, does mansplains to her why if women don't tell men or other lesbians specifically that the friendship isn't about sex, then that they are leading them on. Also hearty chuckles from Chris' implied "Why have high expectations?"

To top it all off, Chris regales over his list of potential victims, I mean girl friends where there are absolutely no sexual connotations whatsoever in any of those relationships. Doopie says nothing in response.

It's like Goofus and Gallant of women really.
I think that's what I'll start doing to get over my own personal disappointments with Chris.

 

[Gunslinger]

Doopie says nothing in response.

That's because she's cowering in a corner away from her computer having panic attacks, hopefully rethinking her policies regarding autistic man children and their donations to her patreons.