8/10/2018 - Chris said he beat up, humped body pillow in effigy of Barb after she lost The Classic -

[Rogowski]

These were posted on /cow/ with no context but they seem to give insight to Chris returning home from Bronycon to his mother who was probably upset over being deserted for the weekend.

Chris seemed to think the proper response to Barb losing his striped shirt was to beat and hump a body pillow in front of her.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

These were posted on /cow/ with no context but they seem to give insight to Chris returning home from Bronycon to his mother who was probably upset over being deserted for the weekend.

Chris seemed to think the proper response to Barb losing his striped shirt was to beat and hump a body pillow in front of her. View attachment 624272 View attachment 624271 View attachment 624273

Even Norman Bates would cringe reading that.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Sounds like Barb all right, gets mad at him for going to BronyCon so she throws away his favorite pornos and he humps a pillow in response.

 

[Lapis]

These were posted on /cow/ with no context but they seem to give insight to Chris returning home from Bronycon to his mother who was probably upset over being deserted for the weekend.

Chris seemed to think the proper response to Barb losing his striped shirt was to beat and hump a body pillow in front of her. View attachment 624272 View attachment 624271 View attachment 624273

Chris is just asserting his dominance.

Spoiler

I miss Bob

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

These were posted on /cow/ with no context but they seem to give insight to Chris returning home from Bronycon to his mother who was probably upset over being deserted for the weekend.

Chris seemed to think the proper response to Barb losing his striped shirt was to beat and hump a body pillow in front of her. View attachment 624272 View attachment 624271 View attachment 624273

No way. That can't be real.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sounds like Barb all right, gets mad at him for going to BronyCon so she throws away his favorite pornos and he humps a pillow in response.

He humped a body pillow pretending it was Barb.

 

[Rogowski]

No way. That can't be real.

I can’t tell one way or the other but the writing style seems legit.

 

[Gunslinger]

So Chris slapped and humped a pillow while pretending it was his mom, in front of her? That's really unsettling. Just when you think Chris can't get any creepier...And not to stand up for Barb but who would look at that ratty, Frankensteinian shirt and think it was anything but garbage?

 

[TheBridgeburner]

Then again, Barb has a rather warped perception as to what classifies as "garbage that needs to be taken out", the ol' pack rat. I doubt this has changed over the years.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Chris is just asserting his dominance.

Spoiler

I miss Bob

I miss Bob too.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

These were posted on /cow/ with no context but they seem to give insight to Chris returning home from Bronycon to his mother who was probably upset over being deserted for the weekend.

Chris seemed to think the proper response to Barb losing his striped shirt was to beat and hump a body pillow in front of her. View attachment 624272 View attachment 624271 View attachment 624273

Is this Chris's way of indirectly threaten to beat up and rape his own mom? :horrifying:

 

[Buck Mullet]

Tells us that Barb is not the senile vegetable they'd have us believe whenever she gets screen time. And the debate whether or not there's a gun in the house should be put to rest by this. There's not, other wise she'd probably have killed herself rather than deal with her lunatic spawn any longer.

 

[.Magichan]

He humped a body pillow pretending it was Barb.

He canonically humped Sonichu as well. Also all the Sonichus consider chris their father, so maybe he has a fetish. I mean, we know he has quite a few fetishes, but this is one of the deeper ones.

 

[Mr. 0]

Tells us that Barb is not the senile vegetable they'd have us believe whenever she gets screen time. And the debate whether or not there's a gun in the house should be put to rest by this. There's not, other wise she'd probably have killed herself rather than deal with her lunatic spawn any longer.

The gun is real, they just can't find it

 

[Oregano]

These were posted on /cow/ with no context but they seem to give insight to Chris returning home from Bronycon to his mother who was probably upset over being deserted for the weekend.

Chris seemed to think the proper response to Barb losing his striped shirt was to beat and hump a body pillow in front of her. View attachment 624272 View attachment 624271 View attachment 624273

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What was he trying to accomplish here? This sounds eerily similar to his excuse for drawing SheCameforCWC. It seems like he was genuinely angry and was trying to hold back his anger, so he took it out on one of his body pillows (tbh, I'm still surprised he owns those) so that he wouldn't do something stupid.

 

[Ghostbeater]

I
What was he trying to accomplish here? This sounds eerily similar to his excuse for drawing SheCameforCWC. It seems like he was genuinely angry and was trying to hold back his anger, so he took it out on one of his body pillows (tbh, I'm still surprised he owns those) so that he wouldn't do something stupid.

Don't be silly. We all know Barb can wipe the floor with him. There was never any danger.

 

[Wraith]

He canonically humped Sonichu as well. Also all the Sonichus consider chris their father, so maybe he has a fetish. I mean, we know he has quite a few fetishes, but this is one of the deeper ones.

This is something you'd expect to see on deviantArt with all the Sonic the Hedgehog weirdoes and other fetishes. What the hell....

 

[Buck Mullet]

These were posted on /cow/ with no context but they seem to give insight to Chris returning home from Bronycon to his mother who was probably upset over being deserted for the weekend.

Chris seemed to think the proper response to Barb losing his striped shirt was to beat and hump a body pillow in front of her. View attachment 624272 View attachment 624271 View attachment 624273

Worst Chris Chan fan-fic ever.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Worst Chris Chan fan-fic ever.

yeah, not enough semi colons and random capitalization.

 

[jc17]

He canonically humped Sonichu as well. Also all the Sonichus consider chris their father, so maybe he has a fetish. I mean, we know he has quite a few fetishes, but this is one of the deeper ones.

He's done all this, whacked off on camera, stripped on camera, swallowed his spunk on camera, shown his frozen collection of said spunk on camera...

And he views himself as a diety that we should pray to.