8/11 - Christian gets a new cat -

How long will this cat live?

  • 1 week>

    Votes: 62 14.9%
  • 1 month>

    Votes: 76 18.3%
  • 3 months>

    Votes: 84 20.2%
  • 6 months>

    Votes: 51 12.3%
  • maybe Chris won't kill it....

    Votes: 143 34.4%

  • Total voters
    416

Distant Stare

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There is no way that cat is getting fixed. Chris is going to continue to drag cats into his house from strays outside, at the same time as breeding new ones inside. This is the beginning of the animal hoarding saga mark my words. If Bob was alive, or Barb was with-it, then this would not happen. As Barb continues to slowly rot from the inside out chris will get more bold and do more stupid shit.

Null was wrong about Barb faking her mental decline and thousand mile stare. Listen to the court house guy describe when Barb and Chris were talking to the judge. She had the same stare.
 
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Scratch This Nut

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Fuck me. There should be a law against severely autistic people owning pets without proper supervision. This feels like yet another sacrifice to his insanity altar.
I know quite a few special needs people who take excellent care of their pets. Autistic people tend to have closer bonds with animals than other people in general. Chris’s problem is that he’s a narcissistic tard.
 

Bugaboo

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Chris's house and lawn has gotta be the white trash version of the Amazon rainforest. It's got a plethora of weird wildlife and rare insects living within the overgrown lawn. Hell, send a biologist in there and they're sure to find at least one critter that has yet to be described by science.
 

SpeedBaller

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There's a chance Chris could get rabies, but bartonella henselae or toxoplasma gondii are far more likely.

Given Chris's apparent neurologic symptoms (schizophrenia) bartonellosis or toxoplasmosis is very likely.
Seriously WTF are you talking about? How would Schizophrenia something Chris almost certainly does not have make it "very likely" for him to get a parasite or a infectious disease from a stray cat? Also Rabies infections in humans in the USA are almost unheard of with about 2.3 cases per year, almost all of which came from animal bites outside of the USA. Also there hasn't been a case of a cat bit causing rabies in the US since at least 2007:


While there are studies that link bartonellosis and toxoplasmosis infections potentially leading to Schizophrenia later in life, the idea that having Schizophrenia can intrinsically lead to someone "very likely" catching either infection is absolutely ridiculous. I don't know how you came up with that conclusion but based on some of your posts it would appear that you yourself are the victim of some sort of moderate to severe mental impairment.
 

Bugaboo

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Can Chris really afford another cat? Does he even get them medication for fleas (proper stuff from the vet) most kittens born outdoors have worms and will need deworming medication to ensure their future health and development. PLUS: several parasites cats can get can be passed on to people. The elderly (Barb) are especially at risk when coming into contact with the feces of a cat infected with worms.

There are a few more reasons why taking a stray kitten and not having enough money for vet care is a bad idea. Did the mother have feline leukemia? What about FIV? (unlikely, but possible) plus kittens get sick extremely easily because their immune systems haven't developed enough yet. Also, kittens need to get fixed around 6 months of age and we all know that isn't in the plan.

Getting another cat was a super duper idea and will in no way backfire. No sir.
 

SpeedBaller

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He has an MLP avatar and his name isn’t @Jaiman so........
I am fairly new to the Kiwi community, and I am probably in the minority when I say I have never watched any MLP, Pokemon, Sonic or really any Anime. I tried with an open mind to get into some Anime at the recommendation of my University roommate 15 years ago and I just didn't really see anything special about it. As a result there are lots of references and avatars in Christory circles that mean nothing to me.
I am assuming to are saying @Sonic Rainboom is a True and Honest MLP fan and potentially an exceptional individual?
 

Sonic Rainboom

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While there are studies that link bartonellosis and toxoplasmosis infections potentially leading to Schizophrenia later in life, the idea that having Schizophrenia can intrinsically lead to someone "very likely" catching either infection is absolutely ridiculous.
So despite your pretending to not understand, I think you can figure it out.

Chris got infected years ago, and since then it's been slowly causing a "dimensional merge" in Chris's brain.
 

Blue Jerkop

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While there are studies that link bartonellosis and toxoplasmosis infections potentially leading to Schizophrenia later in life, the idea that having Schizophrenia can intrinsically lead to someone "very likely" catching either infection is absolutely ridiculous. I don't know how you came up with that conclusion but based on some of your posts it would appear that you yourself are the victim of some sort of moderate to severe mental impairment.
The whole Chris+toxo sperging that happens at least once a month is a good example of how a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Someone sees an episode of a medical drama where an extremely rare set of circumstances leads to someone getting toxoplasmosis or they read an article about pregnant women that mentions the symptoms and they suddenly think anyone with a cat and mental issues has it. Nevermind that the only adults that get symptoms of it are people that have had their immune system nuked (no, drinking fanta and not exercising doesn't do it). It's like finding hoofprints in Ruckersville and assuming that there's a wild herd of zebra around.

Everyone thinks they're Dr. House because they looked up a wikipedia page for a disease. We don't need a parasitic answer to CWC, even if it would be ironic.
 

niconiconecro

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Tbh most of the cat owners I have met shouldn’t be cat owners imo.
I feel this way about most pet owners in general, especially reptile keepers.

As much as I dislike feral/stray cats and the damage they do to native wildlife populations, I can’t help but feel bad for any animals that Chris gets a hold of.
 
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Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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You think he knows that he's taking the kitten away from its mother and just doesn't care or do you think he genuinely believes he's saving it?

Most likely both in all fairness.
Yeah, it's kind of like a kid. You can be a 600 lb shut in but as long as your kid is under a roof, it's yours to keep. The bar is way lower for pets, which is very sad because they can't call the authorities if they're being mistreated or exploited.
I know quite a few special needs people who take excellent care of their pets. Autistic people tend to have closer bonds with animals than other people in general. Chris’s problem is that he’s a narcissistic tard.
Yeah, but most of them don't dig up their dead pets while wearing a sports bra only to dance around with Fido or fluffy around their neck like a fur coat.


Chris's house and lawn has gotta be the white trash version of the Amazon rainforest. It's got a plethora of weird wildlife and rare insects living within the overgrown lawn. Hell, send a biologist in there and they're sure to find at least one critter that has yet to be described by science.
I call dibs on discovering the wild African taint jiggers.
 
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Mr. 0

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I saw the thread title on the front page of KF while scrolling and thought it said "Christian gets a new rat"

I just casually assumed 14 Branchland Court has a rat infestation and a new one had shown up in photos
Oh god please don't tease us like that
Wait, if bob got killed by bugs maybe rats are what can kill barb...
 

LoveYouLongTime

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Tbh most of the cat owners I have met shouldn’t be cat owners imo. But who am I to judge? I spend my days shit posting on the internet while cats are out there being miserable. Guess I’m a bad person.


Nah fuck cats.
I don't know why, but it seems like a lot of cat owners will get the initial shots for their cat until the rabies shot then just never bother taking them to the vet ever again unless something is wrong. Chris does take the animals to the vet when something is wrong, eventually. The Chandlers already got pinged once for not having their dogs up to date on rabies, so I very much doubt they take the cats for their yearly checkups. He's about as neglectful as any rural cat owner is in the area so what he's doing isn't completely abnormal. The thing I worry about the most is that the house is full of trash, debris and tiny plastic bits. All perfect choking hazards for a curious kitten.

I just pray that that they allow the new kitten to be an outdoor cat as well so she has the opportunity to run and never come back. Someone might even just take her because of how pretty her coloring is.
 
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