FIGGIN 8/13/2016 - Phil threatens Kiwi associates - REV UP THOSE RESTRAINING ORDERS

[Melkor]

He's being an Internet tough guy but you can never be too careful.

 

[SP 199]

Who said anything about a ceasefire.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He's going to huff and puff and shit himself and do nothing....

 

[Lysistrata]

As I said in the access thread: "Ceasefire"? Lol, nah fam, we just want to carry on laughing at your stupidity without feeding your attention cravings. This isn't a ceasefire, this is a war of attrition.

 

[Bassomatic]

How long till he starts claiming this whole forum is just us kissing his ass and we don't want to admit defeat?

 

[Crisseh]

I like how he thinks he's winning. He was just too boring to warrant having his own subforum.

That being said, I really think his sperging wont stop just because Kiwi decided to give him less attention.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

How long till he starts claiming this whole forum is just us kissing his ass and we don't want to admit defeat?

Doesn't matter if he does. Phil will lose his shit at not being able to know what we are saying about him. This forum is his reason for getting up in the morning. If we have up on Phil, we'd find another cow within a week... But he would never, ever find another group of spergs who actually listen to him.

The only way this could be more perfect is if he didn't even know we had a hidden forum at all. As it is, I'm certain that he's going to try and sock puppet his way in here.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That being said, I really think his sperging wont stop just because Kiwi decided to give him less attention.

Sperging....Sperging never changes.....

 

[Lysistrata]

That being said, I really think his sperging wont stop just because Kiwi decided to give him less attention.

It's not meant to, just to get him bouncing and squeaking because he can't see what we're saying about him. He won't stand for it.

 

[Melkor]

Someone's already trying to contact Skarrlett to warn her.

 

[Bassomatic]

There is no way any of Phil's ass patters care enough to sock for him and there is NO way Phil can weasel past us remember his last attempt? I wouldn't rule out a new attempt but it'll be like anything else Phil does, smelly and fail.

 

[Ol' Slag]

I said this earlier, but I will reiterate it. This is Phil's way of trying to goad Null into making the forum specifically on him public again. I imagine that Phil is currently freaking out that he no longer can easily view what we are saying about him. The amount of lashing out that Phil is going to do is going to increase tenfold. Also, the threats against people who have revealed their identities on here is going to increase as well. I look forward to how "far down the rabbit hole" Phil is going to go, now that he is cut off from all our pointing and laughing.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

There is no way any of Phil's ass patters care enough to sock for him and there is NO way Phil can weasel past us remember his last attempt? I wouldn't rule out a new attempt but it'll be like anything else Phil does, smelly and fail.

I can only assume the mods are smarter than Phil and would decline any account that opens and immediately says "Gimme some Phil, plz".

 

[kobebyarlant]

There he goes again, using his made up "Izzy Hell" nickname literally no one but himself ever uses. Ever.
You can't force a meme when you don't have friends Phil.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

There he goes again, using his made up "Izzy Hell" nickname literally no one but himself ever uses. Ever.
You can't force a meme when you don't have friends Phil.

When you choose your own name at will, what's the point in even HAVING a nickname?

 

[Karen Riley]

It wasn't even hinted at that we were making these forums private to protect Phil so why he views this as some kind of treaty or olive branch towards him is beyond me.

He can't even use Tweaker as a bargaining chip now because any of us who still care know for a fact he's too cowardly to do anything about his threats anyway. This board change isn't anything positive for him in the slightest even if he wants to pretend it is.

Edit- Scrub some of that out actually since he probably doesn't know that we've privatised the forums yet. He's bound to find out within a day or so about the secret forum anyway so it'll be interesting to see how he feels then.

 

[Bassomatic]

I said this earlier, but I will reiterate it. This is Phil's way of trying to goad Null into making the forum specifically on him public again. I imagine that Phil is currently freaking out that he no longer can easily view what we are saying about him. The amount of lashing out that Phil is going to do is going to increase tenfold. Also, the threats against people who have revealed their identities on here is going to increase as well. I look forward to how "far down the rabbit hole" Phil is going to go, now that he is cut off from all our pointing and laughing.

Phils in melt down mode because of his review is coming up. Now I agree, him chimping out will go farther to hope to be revelant. Not only for some odd reason will he chalk it up as a win, when he needs a new ass pat fix he will claim this is hidden so we can legit plan drone strikes and the race war van is really coming this time hence it's hidden so he can't prep for it.

I for one really hope he admits he wins, and offers to "let" us make it public again.

 

[Randy Lahey]

So what'll Phil do once he stops getting attention?

 

[Bassomatic]

So what'll Phil do once he stops getting attention?

bounce, squeak, poop himself and do nothing.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

God damn I love the way he acts like he has some sort of upper hand here. Everyone knows that if anyone claiming to be from Kiwi Farms approached him in public, he'd shit himself so hard that he'd get recoil.