8/13/2019 - Tom waits for about 2 hours for the cops to not come after 4 frantic calls - Tom calls the cops and chimps the fuck out

yawning sneasel

Staff Member
Community Admin
True & Honest Fan
Last edited:


I'm here for the juice, baby.
True & Honest Fan
There's no doubt that the slightest sound gives Tom the fear shits.

I've said it before but there's gotta be names drawn out of a hat to see which unlucky fucker has to go and talk to Tommy Pisspants.
  • Winner
Reactions: Zeitgeist

About Us

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

We do not place intrusive ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

Supporting the Forum

How to Help

The Kiwi Farms is constantly attacked by insane people and very expensive to run. It would not be here without community support.

BTC: 1DgS5RfHw7xA82Yxa5BtgZL65ngwSk6bmm
ETH: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
BAT: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino