Edit: only an hour later he posts another grainy photo to prove he is a true and honest owner of a snatch.
Phil is always at his most hilarious when he's trying to fool us with something pathetically half-assed like this. Just because something like this would fool Phil, he thinks it'll fool people who aren't re.tarded. All he's doing is tucking his baby junk and holding it in place with a purple dildo. He obviously doesn't understand female anatomy, since that dildo should be going up inside him, not pointing back towards his ass. What a fucking moron...This literally shows nothing that a tuck job wouldn't show.