Well, it’s either a willy or a wound, so it isn’t real in either case.
8-14-19 Phil fucks with the farms - Phil fakes a snatch
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That's a pretty cruel thing to suggest for your fellow Kiwis to do. We are all supposed to be comrades here, so why would you want a fellow Farmer to risk potentially contracting a life threatening disease from Phil by coming into contact with him? Not cool, fam. Not cool.
I'm tempted to send him a payment request via Venmo for the dinner he just made me throw up. Fuck.
It took me a long time to figure out where his left hand was. I'm pretty sure you can't see it because he's got it in a fist while wearing his black fingerless gloves. But I'd give anything for it to be photoshop. Please dear lord let it be photoshop. Also....I was fully expecting a raging bush. I don't know a single crustie oogle fuck who has a shaved bush (and unfortunately I know too many crusty oogle fucks).
, that's a cut rate bargain basement pussy right there.
Despite being an Italian man, Phil really isn't that hairy. I doubt he would have much public hair if he didn't shave. And I doubt that he actually shaves, given that he's terrified of bathing. I'd bet dollars to dildoes that he just uses an electric trimmer, which must itch like hell afterwards given the no bathing thing, refuses to wear any underwear, and the fact that he goes long periods of time without changing his clothes. Phil one nasty-ass sumbitch.
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That's a lack of testosterone and over-amounts of estrogen due to his shit diet and lazy-ass lifestyle, and also quite possibly to the titty skittles I am sure he took off and on whenever he could get them for free.
Seriously tho Phil, you HAVE to do a lot better to get Kiwis to admit defeat. a pathetic and obvious tuck-job fools NO ONE. Show us the gash in a full body shot with your grinning potato face, even in a burqua we can tell it's you with the eyes so that's acceptable too, but you will NEVER convince us you've gotten the stinkditch without a PROPER verification picture that can be no one else but you, and nothing else but a faux-gina.
Do that, and half the farms will bow down and call you Queen of the Kiwis publicly on a youtube video or on your failbook feed. I can make this offer, because I know you can't do it you fake-ass troon.
Seriously! How hard is it for Phil to strip naked in front of a mirror, sit down with his legs spread, and snap a photo that includes his face so it removes all doubt? Oh, right...because if he did that he wouldn't be able to tuck his baby dick and berry balls to fake having a vag. That's why he's doing all these half-assed stunts to try to trick us. Oh well, its fucking hilarious either way. Especially when he's pretending to be a scary tough guy by flipping us off.
I couldn't tell if the hair was really sparse because he's just naturally dainty like that or if it's because his gunt has gotten big enough that the hair follicles were just more spread out. Is he fully Italian, or even mostly? He doesn't look it to me to be honest, but I haven't subscribed to that much detail into his history beyond his autistic bullshit.
I just want to see if Phil is desperate enough to be "right" to actually do it.
His father's name is Angelo and his real last name is Delici. He's Italian.
I know the names. He's obviously a mutt and so he might not be mostly Italian which is why I asked. He sure as shit doesn't look it.
He’s unusually pale due too poor nourishment, lack of exercise and rarely going outside.
Nah, potatos are naturally white.
And covered in dirt, which explains why he doesn’t wash! It all makes sense.
Your taxpayer money at work in repose necrosis.
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well the skin tone plus his face is what makes me think hes part eastern european or some shit.
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Same, fam., on both of those outcomes. Although that brings me to this: I wonder how he manages to be so filthy and not get a horrific infection on any of his tattoos in the past.
Those are gaping holes too as far as your body is concerned, especially for as long as it takes the tat to heal. [Gaping stink ditch joke here]
Maybe he has an unholy immune system of steel, being but a vector and not patient zero for any number of plagues that his fleshy form might be holding.
Phil is an avatar of nurgle, he won't be slowed by simple infection, he IS an infection
Using angle shots and covering shit with your hands proves nothing a tuckjob doesn't do fatty.
Do it blatantly, spread out and at the angle that verifies this shit, or admit you're so retarded you faked this for years and still can't get a win.
Do it blatantly, spread out and at the angle that verifies this shit, or admit you're so retarded you faked this for years and still can't get a win.
That's the kicker: even if Phil did actually get GRS, he's still a loser and will never, ever win.
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