8-14-19 Phil fucks with the farms - Phil fakes a snatch

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That's the kicker: even if Phil did actually get GRS, he's still a loser and will never, ever win.

Using angle shots and covering shit with your hands proves nothing a tuckjob doesn't do fatty.

Do it blatantly, spread out and at the angle that verifies this shit, or admit you're so exceptional you faked this for years and still can't get a win.

Shhhhhhh, it's unethical to encourage a sub-80 iq re.tard to post n00dz. Even if he'll be posting next how we really want to see him nakey.

He's stupid enough to cut his dick off for our attention, and stupid enough to post numerous pants-down shots no-one asked for or wanted to see already. He's too simple to understand when he's being wound up.

That's my good conscience let out for its yearly trip. Back in jail it goes. Let normal posting resume!

 

[Banh Xeo]

Nah, potatos are naturally white.

Basic, shit, russet potatoes are white

Theres a whole world of delicious potatoes out there fam. Purples, Yukons, Blues, sweets.

Lets not hate on all potatoes, just this nasty russet we found in the corner of the closet of our internet.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Subtitle for this thread should have been, 'Don't fuck with the Tuck'

a la Don't fuck with the Chuck from Child's play uhhh...3? 4? idk.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Using angle shots and covering shit with your hands proves nothing a tuckjob doesn't do fatty.

Do it blatantly, spread out and at the angle that verifies this shit, or admit you're so exceptional you faked this for years and still can't get a win.

Were the first round of photos when the surgery allegedly happened proven to be fake or something? Cuz that trench was very much gaping and very much unmistakeable for a tuck-job.

Based on those photos, I’m still choosing to believe that he did have shitty surgery, because I don’t think Phil has the ability or the connections to photoshop something like that that matches up form multiple angles; while we DO know that Dr. Doge has been accused by multiple other people of performing unprofessional hack jobs, which would at least plausibly explain the many irregularities with the details of his surgery.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Were the first round of photos when the surgery allegedly happened proven to be fake or something? Cuz that trench was very much gaping and very much unmistakeable for a tuck-job.

Based on those photos, I’m still choosing to believe that he did have shitty surgery, because I don’t think Phil has the ability or the connections to photoshop something like that that matches up form multiple angles; while we DO know that Dr. Doge has been accused by multiple other people of performing unprofessional hack jobs, which would at least plausibly explain the many irregularities with the details of his surgery.

Nope, but only one of them had any identifying Phil marks, so many people didn't believe them. The one with the identifying mark was his homelessness celebration cabbage on his thigh, and a couple of Kiwis said it was definitely not shooped, but it's not enough proof for some.

Phil's problem is that his frankengina still has very obvious ballsacks, as well as being at a horrifying angle and apparently full of rotting tissue. Dr Doge had to learn to dickflip on someone, I guess. Wonder if Phil ever did name streets in Autistan after the bollock butcherer?

 

[Sofonda Cox]

To everyone thinking that's a cunt - have you never actually looked at one? He's tucked his stupid little cock, and poorly tucked at that.

I've seen a great many cunts, and that is absolutely not one. Why all the careful angles, Phil? You want to prove you have a cunt - SHOW IT. This type of half assed bullshit is the story of your entire life. Man up and reveal it, or shut the fuck up about it, tedious motherfucker.

Why the fuck are you trying to get this disgusting creep to show his nasty ass stank crotch? I don't want to see that shit and if you do, you're a weirdo.

You're goddamn right I want to see it. High res, close up, good lighting.
I want to see everything.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

To everyone thinking that's a cunt - have you never actually looked at one? He's tucked his stupid little cock, and poorly tucked at that.

I've seen a great many cunts, and that is absolutely not one. Why all the careful angles, Phil? You want to prove you have a cunt - SHOW IT. This type of half assed bullshit is the story of your entire life. Man up and reveal it, or shut the fuck up about it, tedious motherfucker.



You're goddamn right I want to see it. High res, close up, good lighting.
I want to see everything.

Cue Phil crowing about how Kiwis reeeeeeally want to see him in the nude (we're all chasers and so disgusting yadda yadda).

Edit: He'll probably demand a bribe. The last one was an $800 bike, if memory serves correctly. He then posted noodz for free a couple of days later. Easier to wind up than a kids clockwork mouse (insert ethical debate on baiting tards here).

 

[Sofonda Cox]

Cue Phil crowing about how Kiwis reeeeeeally want to see him in the nude (we're all chasers and so disgusting yadda yadda).

Edit: He'll probably demand a bribe. The last one was an $800 bike, if memory serves correctly. He then posted noodz for free a couple of days later. Easier to wind up than a kids clockwork mouse (insert ethical debate on baiting tards here).

I believed him until this, and figured it was just his photo skills being as sped as him, now my faith is shook. It's too many careful angles. This whole thing may be a .

If that really isn't a shitty tuck, that is the most shocking SRS result in recent memory. The goddamn thing is sideways and meandering towards his belly ffs... it can't be... right?

 

[The Dude]

Were the first round of photos when the surgery allegedly happened proven to be fake or something? Cuz that trench was very much gaping and very much unmistakeable for a tuck-job.

Based on those photos, I’m still choosing to believe that he did have shitty surgery, because I don’t think Phil has the ability or the connections to photoshop something like that that matches up form multiple angles; while we DO know that Dr. Doge has been accused by multiple other people of performing unprofessional hack jobs, which would at least plausibly explain the many irregularities with the details of his surgery.

Here's the thing, when Phil posted about getting his twig and berries clipped, there were a LOT of discrepancies in his story. Things like him posting on social media when he should have still been under the effects of anesthesia. Things like not knowing how being under the influence of opiate painkillers should feel. Things like the room he was recovering in looking more like a motel room than a medical recovery room. Things like the bandages on his crotch being done in a totally weird way. There were other things, and it was enough for many of us to call bullshit. We have some members here who have personally undergone GRS or know people who have that said the whole thing was suspect.

The other piece of damning evidence against Phil having gotten GRS is how he behaves when he's obsessed with something he claims is part of his identity. In the past, when Phil has gotten some new "identity affirming" prop like his bike, his witchcraft crap, his Commie bullshit, his Antifa merch, his mall ninja weapons...any time he got something new he would post constantly about it, including photos. He's always desperately thirsty for attention and will post about whatever new toy he got until it became clear to him he wasn't getting anymore ass-pats for it, then he would move on to something new for attention. Phil had been harping on getting manhole surgery for years. It was the one thing that would finally make his life complete, affirm his status as a "woman", validate his identity, and prove us damn Kiwis wrong once and for all. It was the most important thing for him. The fact that the photos he did post after his surgery were shady as fuck and didn't have his face in them is one thing, but that it's taken this long for him to post follow up photos is just more damning evidence that he faked the whole thing.

Phil has, from time to time, managed to find people sympathetic to his claims of victimhood. Occasionally those people have tried to help Phil, until he inevitably manages to alienate them or they get sick of his needy selfishness and tell him to fuck off. I've suspected that he managed to find someone who was a post-op tranny that was willing to help him get one over on us "Kiwi fascists" by allowing him to draw a replica of his scribble tats on their leg and take photos to pass off as himself. Either that, or he managed to find someone skilled in photoshop that shooped his tat onto some photos of a post-op tranny. He of course wore out any sympathies they had for him, and that's why he hasn't posted any update photos until now when he couldn't stand us commenting on it any longer, which lead to him pulling this half-assed tuck job.

You can believe he got his junk mangled if you want. But for me, and many of us here, there is just too much evidence saying he didn't, and the way he's handled the whole thing hasn't helped any. He hasn't posted anything irrefutable, and what he has posted has just made things even more suspect than before.

 

[BurningPewter]

I thought it was generally believed he had the surgery. I'm glad if that doesn't seem to be the case. (he's an idiot, but I don't want him suffering regret in decades to come)

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Don't worry about that, Phil's not going to be alive decades from now. I'd be shocked if he's still alive next decade, much less multiple decades later.

I think if he actually had the surgery, he's dramatically lowered his life expectancy just from that alone.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Here's the thing, when Phil posted about getting his twig and berries clipped, there were a LOT of discrepancies in his story. Things like him posting on social media when he should have still been under the effects of anesthesia. Things like not knowing how being under the influence of opiate painkillers should feel. Things like the room he was recovering in looking more like a motel room than a medical recovery room. Things like the bandages on his crotch being done in a totally weird way. There were other things, and it was enough for many of us to call bullshit. We have some members here who have personally undergone GRS or know people who have that said the whole thing was suspect.

The other piece of damning evidence against Phil having gotten GRS is how he behaves when he's obsessed with something he claims is part of his identity. In the past, when Phil has gotten some new "identity affirming" prop like his bike, his witchcraft crap, his Commie bullshit, his Antifa merch, his mall ninja weapons...any time he got something new he would post constantly about it, including photos. He's always desperately thirsty for attention and will post about whatever new toy he got until it became clear to him he wasn't getting anymore ass-pats for it, then he would move on to something new for attention. Phil had been harping on getting manhole surgery for years. It was the one thing that would finally make his life complete, affirm his status as a "woman", validate his identity, and prove us damn Kiwis wrong once and for all. It was the most important thing for him. The fact that the photos he did post after his surgery were shady as fuck and didn't have his face in them is one thing, but that it's taken this long for him to post follow up photos is just more damning evidence that he faked the whole thing.

Phil has, from time to time, managed to find people sympathetic to his claims of victimhood. Occasionally those people have tried to help Phil, until he inevitably manages to alienate them or they get sick of his needy selfishness and tell him to fuck off. I've suspected that he managed to find someone who was a post-op tranny that was willing to help him get one over on us "Kiwi fascists" by allowing him to draw a replica of his scribble tats on their leg and take photos to pass off as himself. Either that, or he managed to find someone skilled in photoshop that shooped his tat onto some photos of a post-op tranny. He of course wore out any sympathies they had for him, and that's why he hasn't posted any update photos until now when he couldn't stand us commenting on it any longer, which lead to him pulling this half-assed tuck job.

You can believe he got his junk mangled if you want. But for me, and many of us here, there is just too much evidence saying he didn't, and the way he's handled the whole thing hasn't helped any. He hasn't posted anything irrefutable, and what he has posted has just made things even more suspect than before.

There was a lot that was really suspicious about the photos of the day, I remember that well. Those damn bandages looked like they'd been done by a kid dressing up a doll in a makeshift diaper.

The great thing about Phil's Schroedinger's genitalia is that whether he did or didn't get the dickflip, it doesn't really matter - he's still so desperate for attention that he'll post multiple photos of himself with his pants down, thinking it means he "beats" a faceless group of random nobodies on the internet. It's so tragic that it's hilarious.

 

[The Dude]

I thought it was generally believed he had the surgery. I'm glad if that doesn't seem to be the case. (he's an idiot, but I don't want him suffering regret in decades to come)

On the contrary, I want to be wrong about Phil getting his taint torn up. He's been sperging and obsessing about GRS for years. He's said several times that it's the only thing that can make him feel happy and complete in his own body. He's hung an unbelievable amount of importance on getting the chop and believed it was the one thing holding him back from living the best life he could. He's built it up so much that it would be funnier if he did get GRS, because it wouldn't actually change anything. He would still be an ugly, fat, Autistic, unintelligent male loser. We would still be here laughing at him. Strangers on the street wouldn't suddenly see him as a woman if he got GRS. So much would be riding on getting GRS for Phil, his hopes built up so high, for it to amount to nothing. It wouldn't change a damn thing. And that would be fucking hilarious.

And you needn't ever worry about Phil suffering regret. His Autistic child's brain is incapable of complex emotions like regret. He's barely capable of feeling shame. It's only when we relentlessly mock him for things like his beaver teeth, Diabetes gut, tard scribble tattoos, and vacant tard eyes that he finally feels any sense of shame. Regret? Phil?? Nah, dawg. Get serious.

There was a lot that was really suspicious about the photos of the day, I remember that well. Those damn bandages looked like they'd been done by a kid dressing up a doll in a makeshift diaper.

The great thing about Phil's Schroedinger's genitalia is that whether he did or didn't get the dickflip, it doesn't really matter - he's still so desperate for attention that he'll post multiple photos of himself with his pants down, thinking it means he "beats" a faceless group of random nobodies on the internet. It's so tragic that it's hilarious.

Schrodinger's Genitalia? That's fucking genius! Especially since Phil is too stupid to get the reference. He'd probably think that Schrodinger was a high ranking Nazi officer or someone close to Hitler.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought it was generally believed he had the surgery. I'm glad if that doesn't seem to be the case. (he's an idiot, but I don't want him suffering regret in decades to come)

Nobody ever posted any evidence of the pictures being shopped and it wasn't obvious they were, so considering that Phil is literally borderline tarded nobody believed he could have done believable fakes and, since he has no friends, nobody believed he knew anyone who could, either.

The fact that for some reason he just posted something with his man pants down where he's obviously just tucking kind of tips it over to the Doubt side again, because there's none of the nasty, disgusting scar tissue and mangled, necrotizing cockflesh that would be there if he'd actually got a Dr. Doge hack job.

So I guess congrats to Phil for fooling some of us for a while, but a nice fat fail for exposing it as fake and mega fail for still having a dick even if it's like a baby's thumb and backed up with two pea-sized balls that he also still has.

 

[The Dude]

Nobody ever posted any evidence of the pictures being shopped and it wasn't obvious they were, so considering that Phil is literally borderline tarded nobody believed he could have done believable fakes and, since he has no friends, nobody believed he knew anyone who could, either.

The fact that for some reason he just posted something with his man pants down where he's obviously just tucking kind of tips it over to the Doubt side again, because there's none of the nasty, disgusting scar tissue and mangled, necrotizing cockflesh that would be there if he'd actually got a Dr. Doge hack job.

So I guess congrats to Phil for fooling some of us for a while, but a nice fat fail for exposing it as fake and mega fail for still having a dick even if it's like a baby's thumb and backed up with two pea-sized balls that he also still has.

IIRC, when Phil started the lie about getting surgery, he claimed he would need drains in his pelvic area during recovery. Those always leave scars, scars that should be clearly visible from the front. I'm not going back to look, but I sure didn't see any scars on his fupa the one time I looked at the new photos.

And I'm torn on something. Now that it's perfectly clear that Phil lied about the whole thing, I can't decide if I should be enjoying the schadenfreude of another Phil Phail, disappointed that Doctor Dogge, Butcher M.D. didn't actually mangle Phil's man meat, relieved that tax payer money wasn't wasted on Phil's Autism, or happy that Phil wasn't put under the knife by a hack doctor like Doc Doggie Dog? I mean, Phil is a shitty person, but does he deserve being operated on by an incompetent butcher? Should I be happy that the system works well enough to keep a total mong like Phil from getting life altering major surgery on the tax payers buck? Should I feel regret that Phil wasn't removed from the gene pool and can no longer be nominated for a Darwin Award? I just don't know how to feel right now fam...

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, Phil is a shitty person, but does he deserve being operated on by an incompetent butcher?

Hmm.



Yes.

 

[muh_moobs]

That's the exact same as going, "I have an interdimensional portal to Narnia CWCville, see?" and I post pictures of a hole I cut into myself that is not, in fact, an interdimensional portal to Narnia.

If you call a dog's tail a leg, a dog still has four legs: not five.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Why don't one of you just fuck him and then you can tell us if his snatch is real or not?

Are there any skinny anime twinks on the Farms? We know from his Naruto phase that that's his type.

Nowadays he does the whole "strong proud trans lesbian" routine but I reckon Phil is a True And Honest Homo.

 

[Rupin]

Are there any skinny anime twinks on the Farms? We know from his Naruto phase that that's his type.

Nowadays he does the whole "strong proud trans lesbian" routine but I reckon Phil is a True And Honest Homo.

I’m not sure what Phil’s type is nowadays. Somebody who is probably just as gross as he is, I reckon.

 

[James Howlett]

I dont care if it's fake or not. I had a shitty day at work and rushed back to this thread because nothing makes me giggle more than pantsless antifa pulling a buffalo bill, regardless of the context/history.