8-14-19 Phil fucks with the farms - Phil fakes a snatch

[SpaceAce]

Duck tuck or chop shopped, my fave part of it all is that this was supposed to be Phil's big ticket into Rat King Royalty and instead he was utterly ignored.
The only thing more hilarious than maintaining a lie for this long for no audience would be or gain would be mutilating yourself to maintain and even longer standing lie....for no audience.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Duck tuck or chop shopped, my fave part of it all is that this was supposed to be Phil's big ticket into Rat King Royalty and instead he was utterly ignored.
The only thing more hilarious than maintaining a lie for this long for no audience would be or gain would be mutilating yourself to maintain and even longer standing lie....for no audience.

I think it’s the autism. Phil thinks it’s all about the trappings. He’s the most Antifa person because he has flags everywhere. He’s the most badass because he has all the weapons. And he has a vagina (debatably) so he’s a woman. It’s like a cargo cult thing. The trappings of whatever he’s imitating are as good as the thing itself.

It’s what makes it so funny when he calls himself a girl while making literally no effort to be anything other than a man. In his head, that septic wound makes him indistinguishable from a young Jennifer Lopez.

 

[The Dude]

I think it’s the autism. Phil thinks it’s all about the trappings. He’s the most Antifa person because he has flags everywhere. He’s the most badass because he has all the weapons. And he has a vagina (debatably) so he’s a woman. It’s like a cargo cult thing. The trappings of whatever he’s imitating are as good as the thing itself.

It’s what makes it so funny when he calls himself a girl while making literally no effort to be anything other than a man. In his head, that septic wound makes him indistinguishable from a young Jennifer Lopez.

It's all about the props for Phil. The bicycle daughter, the Antifa clothes and flags, the mall ninja junk, the tattoos...they're all tangible objects to help make his delusions and lies feel real to Phil. That's why he can say he's an analchest Commie while being a consumerist whore who depends on the government to maintain his lifestyle. That's why he can say he's a fash bashing member of Antifa while he sits safely at home and never goes to protests. If he says he's X and has Y to show off in photos, then that makes it as good as the real thing.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Jesus fucking Christ. His stench trench is completely off kilter. It's even more crooked than it was when he first posted it on here if that pic of him bottomless is to be believed. It goes up over his pubis and then jags wildly towards his appendix.

 

[The Dude]

Jesus fucking Christ. His stench trench is completely off kilter. It's even more crooked than it was when he first posted it on here if that pic of him bottomless is to be believed. It goes up over his pubis and then jags wildly towards his appendix.

Because those are fat rolls from him tucking his micro dick and cherry pit balls. Even fake vaginas don't look that fake.

 

[Adamska]

Only a tard like Phil would manage to make it so that it looks like that he is indeed yes so pathetic he faked a chop rather than just merely so mentally challenged and wanting to prove us wrong he actually does it.

I was either way since it was conflicting, but now I know he's faked them... unless he actually takes the shot full on. No half assed hiding poses.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I will believe Phil has a vagina when I see a HD video of him taking a big black dick in it. And I mean a BIG black dick. A god damn tree trunk of a penis.

 

[The Dude]

I will believe Phil has a vagina when I see a HD video of him taking a big black dick in it. And I mean a BIG black dick. A god damn tree trunk of a penis.

Phil would really have to want to prove us wrong, considering he's so racist and hates black people.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

There was a lot that was really suspicious about the photos of the day, I remember that well. Those damn bandages looked like they'd been done by a kid dressing up a doll in a makeshift diaper.

The great thing about Phil's Schroedinger's genitalia is that whether he did or didn't get the dickflip, it doesn't really matter - he's still so desperate for attention that he'll post multiple photos of himself with his pants down, thinking it means he "beats" a faceless group of random nobodies on the internet. It's so tragic that it's hilarious.

Don't forget that he nuked his sex life either way too. If he got a nasty fake vagina from an incompetent butcher and lost his balls too, he won't have either the drive or the ability to enjoy sex, and if he didn't, he can't have sex with anyone or his lie will be exposed. It's hilarious either way.

Schrodinger's Genitalia? That's fucking genius! Especially since Phil is too stupid to get the reference. He'd probably think that Schrodinger was a high ranking Nazi officer or someone close to Hitler.

He probably thinks Schrodinger is the Nazi catboy from Hellsing. Actually, he is, but he would have no idea why he was called that, so he would completely fail to grasp the reference and wonder why you were talking about catboy penis.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Huh... So, besides mutilating himself, what else he has been doing to bash the fash? This supersoldier is getting lazy.

I'm bored, piggy. Do something stupid already.

 

[ScamL Likely]

It's too grainy to tell for sure but I think that's a dick.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

It's too grainy to tell for sure but I think that's a dick.

You own a powerful microscope.

 

[ScamL Likely]

You own a powerful microscope.

MicroFa Flaccid V: The Phantom Peen

 

[AnOminous]

I will believe Phil has a vagina when I see a HD video of him taking a big black dick in it. And I mean a BIG black dick. A god damn tree trunk of a penis.

They have to use actual dick flesh to make the fake pussy and Phil's dick was so minuscule he won't have more than a couple inches. He couldn't take a thumb in there much less an Alabama blacksnake.

 

[MG 620]

Are there any skinny anime twinks on the Farms? We know from his Naruto phase that that's his type.

Nowadays he does the whole "strong proud trans lesbian" routine but I reckon Phil is a True And Honest Homo.

Whatever it is, on some level he must have "liked" the vodka toad.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Whatever it is, on some level he must have "liked" the vodka toad.

I don’t believe Phil is capable of being attracted to a person - he just doesn’t have the emotional maturity. And Toren is good at exploiting tards. He probably just talked Phil into the idea that they were dating and Phil was too dim to figure it out.

 

[The Dude]

I don’t believe Phil is capable of being attracted to a person - he just doesn’t have the emotional maturity. And Toren is good at exploiting tards. He probably just talked Phil into the idea that they were dating and Phil was too dim to figure it out.

Well, Slingblade was able to get damn near two years of Phil's bedroom and TardBux out of the Potardo, even though he wasn't also able to get #AnalRips out of Phil because Phil is a child who is scared of sex and is hung like a hamster.

 

[Slime Tube]

I have a theory on how Philthy hasn't died from possession of a stink ditch; it's developed into a closed ecosystem all of it's own. You've seen those documentary films where some naturalist descends into a cave and shows you all these roaches and centipedes feeding on a massive pile of bat guano. Well, think of that, but the creepy crawlies are dining on the plague and fungus growing inside Phil's borehole.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

So I feel so lost, did he get a stink ditch or not?

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Phil. I know you're reading this.

Did it hurt? Smashing your dick and balls for a fake snatch pic?