Article 8-15-19: Rebel Media: Yaniv assaults a reporter - With his pretty pink cane!

[Judge Holden]

Yaniv is seemingly a magnet for exceptional autists. I say LET THEM FIGHT!

Nigger this is straight up an autistic nuclear fission reaction.

As one unstable particle* splits and the energy** release starts a chain reaction of detonating more unstable particles around it***, with this process generating hitherto impossible amounts of energy**** compared to other reactions.

Spoiler: citations

* Yaniv
** Autism
*** Blaire White, The Rebel crew, Mama Yaniv, etc
**** The absolute deluge of content we have recieved this past month or two

To cut a long story short, we are witnessing a literal Chernobyl of retards

 

[Norman B. Normal]

>Insinuates that the NDP has been anything other than exceptional since its creation

ohh, don't you dare do Jack Layton dirty like that. Dude was a true and honest Trekkie.

 

[pr3nt177]

Nigger this is straight up an autistic nuclear fission reaction.

As one unstable particle* splits and the energy** release starts a chain reaction of detonating more unstable particles around it***, with this process generating hitherto impossible amounts of energy**** compared to other reactions.

* Yaniv
** Autism
*** Blaire White, The Rebel crew, Mama Yaniv, etc
**** The absolute deluge of content we have recieved this past month or two

To cut a long story short, we are witnessing a literal Chernobyl of retards

and loving every minute of it.

 

[Judge Holden]

and loving every minute of it.

We are the liquidators of autism. By our labour and by the time we waste here, the internet will be made safe from the retard radiation pouring billowing forth from this spastic meltdown

 

[ILovePudding]

I hate when someone I agree with albeit on probably just one issue is such a fucking laughable clown.

You just described the majority of the userbase here

But yeah, it's a shame that Rebel doesn't have someone a little lees exceptional willing to devote time to this.

 

[theshep]

At this point, Rebel may actually being doing harm for the case.

I totally agree.

What's with the pap style TMZ-ish ambush method this guy uses? Any decent journalist would try to pre-arrange an interview with a media liaison beforehand, and if their enquiries led nowhere report that.... As the guy from the tribunal said, it's not proper to comment on cases that are awaiting a decision.

It's not like they would actually ever comment on specific cases anyway, but they might manage comment on the tribunal processes broadly speaking.

 

[SlavicCyanide]

He's gonna eventually end up getting life in prison or the death sentence, whether it's because he murders someone or because they just don't want to fucking deal with him anymore.
The worst part is he'll end up in a women's prison (assuming Canada fucking has separate ones??? Like???).

 

[Munchie_Minder]

I diagnose permanent PMS.

Maybe this is what happens when you give HRT to someone who isn’t “really” trans?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You’d think the fact that his mother was a notorious cocaine whore who got gang banged by The Rolling Stones at Studio 54 would’ve been a subtle clue that Justin Trudeau could be just a tad different from his father.

Say what you like about his father, he would have known what do with people like Yaniv.

 

[Jammy Fanny]

Nigger this is straight up an autistic nuclear fission reaction.

As one unstable particle* splits and the energy** release starts a chain reaction of detonating more unstable particles around it***, with this process generating hitherto impossible amounts of energy**** compared to other reactions.

Spoiler: citations

* Yaniv
** Autism
*** Blaire White, The Rebel crew, Mama Yaniv, etc
**** The absolute deluge of content we have recieved this past month or two

To cut a long story short, we are witnessing a literal Chernobyl of retards

Reminds me of that Netflix show, Dark. All the unstable tard energy has created an autism portal through which travel to alternate dimensions of unprecedented exceptionalism has become possible. Maybe Jonathon isn't a liar. Maybe there's just multiple troon Jonathons from different timelines running (or, as the case may be, scooting) around.

 

[Thanatos]

Say what you like about his father, he would have known what do with people like Yaniv.

Momma Trudeau would’ve made a great fag hag for Yaniv.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

Menzies is nearly as exceptional as The Hambeast. Considering who he's following around, maybe he should change his name to Menses.

I saw his name mentioned numerous times, assuming that was the joke due to the menses homonym, before I realized it was his actual name.

 

[AnOminous]

I totally agree.

What's with the pap style TMZ-ish ambush method this guy uses? Any decent journalist would try to pre-arrange an interview with a media liaison beforehand, and if their enquiries led nowhere report that.... As the guy from the tribunal said, it's not proper to comment on cases that are awaiting a decision.

It's ironic a right winger would use a method stolen from Michael Moore but which Michael Moore did better. If you do this stunt to a titan of industry like in Roger and Me it comes across well. When you do it to an elderly Charlton Heston like in Bowling for Columbine you look like a cruel asshole.

But when you do it like this guy, you look like a mewling autist being given the brush-off.

 

[Toohottotrot]

if you wanna run and get props for it use a walker like a normal tard

edit the only you learn in a true(which I believe they attended ) class is what level of tard you are/want to be not much else

if it used a walker they could get a cane holder attachment

 

[wabbits]

if it used a walker they could get a cane holder attachment

In this Rebel video you can watch Jonathan chase his runaway walker while Miriam yells at a reporter.

 

[IBrokeBob]

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At first glance, I thought "Hey, it's @WGkitty " when it's in low resolution. I watched it again, turns out it's a squirrel or something

Shh, it is WG kitty. I heard that kitty was born a squirrel but identifies as a cat.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Say what you like about his father, he would have known what do with people like Yaniv.

What, make his mother fetus deletus while the fucker was still in utero, thus saving society the bill and hassle (albeit denying us many chuckles)?