8/16 - Chris does not like online socializing -

[Keanu Reeves]

Chris edited his post to include where he was posting from at the end.

 

[LD 3187]

I know this won't happen but i'd love if those kids found out about Chris after this event.

 

[AA 102]

Chris really doesn't have the right to give advice about "face to face" interactions.

 

[kobebyarlant]

I don't know why he's so big on face to face interactions, his pretty often result in the cops being called.

 

[Lysistrata]

Trust Chris to completely miss the point. What a slow-in-the-mind.

Also "How dare you point out my hypocrisy, troll!!!!1!"

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Unsurprisingly the point the teacher is making flies right over Chris's head.

 

[Kev]

Michael Brown, ur l8 m8.

 

[Brian May]

That's implying Chris has ever had a good old fashioned friendship.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

A good example of his classic self sabotage. Just like that, without any baiting or prodding from trolls or otherwise, Chris causes a scene on a wannabe viral post and potentially introduces himself and his problems to hundreds of new people.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

He'd rather "socialize" offline with Barb if you know what I mean.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I rank it a .1 on a THAT IS MY HOUSE 1.0 scale meltdown in the internet comment argument. Miss Sanford could get to learn the lesson I bet.

 

[FreightTrain]

I think Chris may have Autism

 

[JULAY]

Same shit he was bitching about six years ago:

Never change, you fat autist!

 

[Iamthatis]

I think this is because women don't come up and talk to him out in public. I mean why don't the ladies like to come and strike up a conversation with the smelly man in women's clothes.

 

[cumrobbery]

I No Socialize Online

 

[Karen Riley]

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Chris edited his post to include where he was posting from at the end.

When it comes to these persistent and repetitive viral posts, the sad thing is that if Chris had said 'This is a DUMB idea' and left it at that he'd probably have been right.

As its already been pointed out, Chris really refuses to drop his vendetta against socialising online, even though it's been going on for years now and socialising online is still the only significant socialising that Chris ever does.

He's even still continuing with his old claim that using the Internet continually is making everyone more autistic like, even though according to him if it wasn't for the Internet his autism would never have been cured by those videos.

Oh at first, I didn't notice his reply to someone sarcastically pointing out that he was hypocritical for posting his comment while on Facebook. Apparently sarcastically proving his point wrong online now makes you an internet troll in Chris's eyes.

 

[The Joker]

I know this won't happen but i'd love if those kids found out about Chris after this event.

Sonichu is taking over the school!

 

[Coconut Gun]

Reasons teaching is tough:

1. Low pay
2. Fat autistic exceptional "man"children leaving comments on your facebook posts
3. Dealing with parents

 

[Gaol]

See I have this theory that because Chris was raised on old t.v shows and movies I think he believes life should be like the 50's, everyone walking out going "Hi Neighbor!" "Good Evening!" going to a McDonald's and people asking how are things and the weather. He believes people should get their news and their fun from talking with others face to face, which is why he is so agaisnt the concept of socializing online because now you can just log in to check the weather or any information you need and not have to interact with someone to find out the latest happening or which man Barb tried to bang last week.

The sad truth is even if Facebook didn't exist, socializing would be a foreign concept to Chris, he expects everyone to talk to him first, the problem is he tends to make it so if you do talk to him, he wants control of the topic and to steer it into his direction,I can see him be uncomfortable or lost when a topic that he does not know a lot about (Politics,Science,Cultural Issues) gets brought up causing him "stress and heavy days". In conclusion, Chris shouldn't bitch about face to face interaction when in reality he would never be able to maintain one and the only reason he can even remotely interact is because of Facebook.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Wonder if this is some sort of weird reaction to him going out and trying to engage people (IE: pestering them) and they pull out their phones and give some sort of excuse that they're busy.

The "put Facebook down and Look up from the screens to the actual people in front of you" seems very specific.