8/16 Even after nearly a year, Chris is still triggered that the big bronies still have him blocked -

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Christine has really mellowed out over the last few years but every time she mentions Cwcville and its residents as though they are real it still gives you a glimpse of the true and honest Chris-chan. I still somehow don't expect her to refer to Magi-Chan as if he's just chilling out at her place at any given time.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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The sad fact is that nobody wants to deal with a crazy person. It doesn’t matter what his intentions are, Chris is a man in his late 30s who pretends to hang out with cartoon characters in an imaginary dimension. That’s the kind of person where you keep interaction to the bare minimum and drop them ASAP.
 

BigTubboWithLittleChina

Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
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Why didn't Chris ask them to unblock him at Bronycon?
In his own autistic way, he tried. He was planning on presenting them all with signed Sonichu comics and pieces of lovely quartz, but for some reason he missed all of them when he tried to find them and had to dump them all on one poor representative sap and ask him to pass them all on. (I suspect that these all ended up in the nearest bin soon afterwards.)

It's surprising just how much Chris has invested in the brony analysts, especially with his insistence on that whole Red Spy bullcrap. and how the elite of the analysts such as Dr Wolf and Firebrand agreed to this with him and Magi-Chan. At heart, I think that it all boils down to Chris desperately wanting to be accepted by the analysts as one of them, thus making him one of the big shots of bronydom. However, he then alienates them by dealing with this with a heady mixture of wishful thinking, lies, and most tellingly narcissism - his Red Spy is not only legit in his eyes, but was so damn powerful that she had to hold her powers in check to join in their reindeer games. And they were all terrified of her sheer awesomeness and that she might just stamp them all effortlessly into the dirt.

Dr Wolf's diagnosis? Subject is a self-delusional, entitled narcissist. The last thing, in fact, that we want as part of our group. Recommend that our clique closes ranks and treats him as a Plague Job.
 

Count Olaf

The Swedish term for beef that is roasted
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The sad fact is that nobody wants to deal with a crazy person. It doesn’t matter what his intentions are, Chris is a man in his late 30s who pretends to hang out with cartoon characters in an imaginary dimension, believes himself to be THE literal divine goddess of a old video game console with psychic powers, and claims to be besties with Jesus Christ himself. That’s the kind of person where you keep interaction to the bare minimum and drop them ASAP you avoid like the Bubonic plague at all costs.
FTFY
 

TheOnlyYamchaFan

Wolf Fang Whatever
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This latest ree from chris slays me. In the past week there's been several tweets that show he's still socially exceptional and here its obvious from tweet #2. He really doesn't understand that not all malicious behavior is intentional. The bronies (and most of the people in his life) have severed ties with him because he's a creepy, clingy, dependent slob, but he sees it as them not seeing him as the pillar of beauty and goodness chris thinks he is.
 

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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"More stronger"
Yeah. Shit tier grammar aside, Physically training involves physical effort and healthy eating, not sitting on your ass pretending you're in toontown and eating McDonald's. When dude used to do curls, he did them sitting down ffs. And that treadmill? Just another hanger for Goodwill clothes. He dunks on Sockness's fat belly somehow not realizing his is just as fat.
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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One more time, Chris demonstrating that he doesn't understand anything about fucking anything (or that his bloated ego won't let him). Imagine being legitimally afraid of Chris :story:

Wasn't this already posted in the Random Updates thread?
You are probably mistaking it with Magichan tweeting about the same issue. Which is totally another entity and not Chris playing make-believe like a complete 'tard sitting on his own feces :epik::stupid::epik:
 
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