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Replicant Sasquatch

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I wonder what she means by this...

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And this is where I lose any kind of sympathy for Doopie. The hard reality of Chris is if you get his attention you also get the attention of the legions of braindead faggots who think JULAYing you is the pinnacle of trolling. The best solution is just ignoring him. But because Doopie is a giant drama queen she's engaging with his antics and at this point is just inviting the I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME.
 

BurningPewter

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I think (not sure) those are all the Planet Dolan members (the YouTube channel Doopie works for that Chris loves)
I thought they were all just random twitter women who Chris likes to imagine as "damsels in distress" he can give himself up for. To do Chis a favor we need to attack some of these people so that Chris can heroically step into the way. "She's not the one you've come for. Take me. I'm the one you want." Then we can harass him and she can look on crying in admiration while he takes the punishement...

I've only just noticed the hand with the thumb gesturing toward himself in the self picture...
 

Piga Dgrifm

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I thought they were all just random twitter women who Chris likes to imagine as "damsels in distress" he can give himself up for. To do Chis a favor we need to attack some of these people so that Chris can heroically step into the way. "She's not the one you've come for. Take me. I'm the one you want." Then we can harass him and she can look on crying in admiration while he takes the punishement...

I've only just noticed the hand with the thumb gesturing toward himself in the self picture...
I recognize most of them as Planet Dolan members, so maybe he thinks a massive YouTube channel is somehow being hurt by a handful of his we^ens.
 

Baldur's Gait

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Doopie is not even attractive. I mean, she's okay, but nothing special
A lot of people say Chris has high standards, but if you look at the women he lusts after I don't think that's necessarily true. Like, Megan was okay, nothing special as well. And I don't think I have to say anything about Kacey.

I think for Chris it comes down to 1) they have a biological vagina and 2) if they pay any sort of attention to him.
 

Tonberry

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The saddest part of all this is that Chris probably blames all the trolls and bullies for ruining his intimate friendship with Doopie, and probably believes he can reconcile with her through this pathetic mess. It should take him at least a couple more days to realize that he's only making things worse for himself and Doopie. He hasn't tried to apologize to her a single time, for fuck's sake.
All those years later, Chris still has no idea how to deal with rejection, still can't admit to his own mistakes, and still continues to show everyone who likes messing with him exactly which buttons to push.
He should at least be glad that Doopie pushed him away before he had a chance to draw ShecameforCWC 2.0
 
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JTRH-NBR

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I don't think it would've happened anyway. As someone mentioned on the other thread, he deeply regrets ShecameforCWC.jpg, so it's one of the few mistakes he very likely won't repeat.
Chris doesn't understand why ShecameforCWC.jpg is bad because he can't do empathy, he just knows it is because of the repercussions. And even then it was overshadowed by the bigger blame going to the twolls.


she's okay
$50 if you guess which of these is doopie.

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The saddest part of all this is that Chris absolutely blames all the trolls and bullies for ruining his intimate friendship with Doopie, and probably believes he can reconcile with her through this pathetic mess.
FTFY. Chris will never ever accept responsibility for anything, and if he ever comes close to it is always years after the fact and always a meager, half-hearted attempt which he usually does to only drive to scrape pity points.
 
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