Off-Topic 8-20-19: JY claims he was sexually assaulted (and nobody believes him) - My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you...
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Maybe he could wedge a tampon in his mouth?
Nah, a pad's bigger. Right tools for the job puh-lease.
Curious as to Miriam's response to this. Will it be the shock that he didn't tell me until now (you so brave!), or the Jonathan-coached hidden it for so long now coming clean (you so brave!)?
She'll go along with him no matter what, but her responses to it could be quite telling. I don't suppose Jonathan will claim a family member perpetrator (Miriam or his father, for instance), but some random brown-skinned immigrant (probably female) would fit the bill.
I'm hesitant to post it because Yaniv reads the forums and gets his hints from here, but the vast majority of assault victims are assaulted by people they know and trust. Will Jonny read this and still choose a random, will he instead make up a connection, or select someone involved in his family circle to take the fall? My money's on random Asian shopkeeper from nearby that the family knew and 'trusted'.
Lying liars gonna lie.
She'll go along with him no matter what, but her responses to it could be quite telling. I don't suppose Jonathan will claim a family member perpetrator (Miriam or his father, for instance), but some random brown-skinned immigrant (probably female) would fit the bill.
I'm hesitant to post it because Yaniv reads the forums and gets his hints from here, but the vast majority of assault victims are assaulted by people they know and trust. Will Jonny read this and still choose a random, will he instead make up a connection, or select someone involved in his family circle to take the fall? My money's on random Asian shopkeeper from nearby that the family knew and 'trusted'.
Lying liars gonna lie.
RibbedCondominium
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Yes, the implication seems to be that Sikhs not deserving abuse is somehow exceptional, or somehow surprising to most people.
You just know he's rubbing his girlcock over the idea of leaving everyone hanging as to his rape fantasy.
Posting that "Oh Canada" picture and not following this shit up.
Considering his Twitter bio is updated to "Global Internet Personality", I think it's pretty safe to say now, he's getting extreme sexual satisfaction from all this.
Posting that "Oh Canada" picture and not following this shit up.
Considering his Twitter bio is updated to "Global Internet Personality", I think it's pretty safe to say now, he's getting extreme sexual satisfaction from all this.
Still hoping for Hollywood to come a-knockin'. Global Internet Personality my arse.
Well, for him, I'm sure all the journalists following him are paparazzi in his mind. All this will start to blur the line between reality and his fantasy the more his ego is stroked. That'd kinda be a funny, if not insufferable, trope.
Literally Sperging
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Must be true -remember the hospital said so.
Or has everyone else forgotten the “ass assault”...?
Or has everyone else forgotten the “ass assault”...?
Munchma Quchi
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He needs to stop hitting them, then, and start posing. "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Menzies!"
For extra feels, the bum baby he was forced to give up for adoption because he was denied an abortion because transphobia.
and miss this? Action shot every time for me, please. You can't beat the sight of mama running to the rescue.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that whilst he is hitting that unarmed bloke he's phoning & screeching to the police that he's being assaulted.
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Knowing the way Yaniv fights, his sexual assault was probably him holding down a pre-teen girl and assaulting her while screaming “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, PLEASE STOP, SOMEBODY HELP ME I’M CALLING THE POLICE.”
He "fell" ass-first onto his cane... a million to one shot, doc!
My father loves to tell a story about how when he was a teenager he was helping out at some sort of community barn-raising, or some such thing that happens in the American Midwest. He was hammering two boards together when some older backwoods cracker called out to him., "Son, the way you're swingin' that hammer is a sure sign your peter ain't done growin' yet!" And without missing a beat, my father replied, "Well, I guess I better hammer in a few more of these nails, then."
My guess is that the gruesome story of how Yaniv was sexually assaulted boils down to some backwoods cracker telling him the way he's swingin' that hammer is a sure sign his peter ain't done growin' yet.
My guess is that the gruesome story of how Yaniv was sexually assaulted boils down to some backwoods cracker telling him the way he's swingin' that hammer is a sure sign his peter ain't done growin' yet.
I’m betting he will next claim a miscarriage. That will piss of both the real women and Catholics. (For claiming Immaculate Conception. Because ain’t nobody believing Yaniv has ever had sex.)
If not a miscarriage, he can start screaming about how abortion is a troon issue and how it so affects him having both (docked) sets of genitalia and he's soooo had to worry about pregnancy scares in the past and how people would laugh if he'd mentioned it top best victim omg. Surprised he hasn't squealed about being a victim of fgm yet, after he claimed to have had "both sets if genitalia" circumcised.
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