Off-Topic 8-20-19: JY claims he was sexually assaulted (and nobody believes him) - My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you...

[Sperghetti]

Between this and the brain tumor, it sounds like he's trying to cover all his bases before he actually gets indicted for sexually harassing minors. "It's not my fault! I have a brain tumor/got molested!"

 

[A shitty ass clover]

who the fuck would want to diddle his pecker in the first place?

 

[Short Stack]

I vote for Dual Identity Disorder...then he dodges everything with..."The other me did it"

 

[pr3nt177]

I vote for Dual Identity Disorder...then he dodges everything with..."The other me did it"

Trans Dual Identity Disorder - it was him, no it wasn't it was her.

 

[An0ther_Numb3r]

With the amount of attention whoring we've seen from JY this is probably a lie or a GRUESOME exaggeration. However, depending on when this allegedly happened it may explain some of JY's behavior, to an extent.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

If not a miscarriage, he can start screaming about how abortion is a troon issue and how it so affects him having both (docked) sets of genitalia and he's soooo had to worry about pregnancy scares in the past and how people would laugh if he'd mentioned it top best victim omg. Surprised he hasn't squealed about being a victim of fgm yet, after he claimed to have had "both sets if genitalia" circumcised.

" It's complicated."

 

[Choose carefully]

You guys don't understand: denying him gender-affirming ball waxing is sexual assault by omission!

"Jessie, I know this is hard for you, but the court needs to know...can you show me on the doll where she didn't touch you?"

 

[AbraCadaver]

"Jessie, I know this is hard for you, but the court needs to know...can you show me on the doll where she didn't touch you?"

Show us on the doll which of these two dolls has your kind of genitals.

No love, this is an either/or. No, you can’t point to both, that’s fucking stupid.

 

[Niggernerd]

Just because you were diddled doesn't make your creepy messages and desires for little girls justifiable.

 

[Junkail]

I’m betting he will next claim a miscarriage. That will piss of both the real women and Catholics. (For claiming Immaculate Conception. Because ain’t nobody believing Yaniv has ever had sex.)

If he ever had a miscarriage, God must be in our midst.

 

[Judge Holden]

Yall say miscarriage, but Im betting Hysterectomy so he can try and sue anybody who says he doesnt have a vagina for mocking his trauma

 

[Short Stack]

Excuse me, but this is really, really important. The doctrine of The Immaculate Conception refers to the birth of Mary, the mother of Jesus. As the future vessel for Our Lord Jesus, Mary was conceived without Original Sin. She was the Immaculate Conception. And, in time, she gave birth to Little Lord Jesus without having lain with a man. This was the Virgin Birth. You're welcome.

so his next claim will be that god hosed him?

 

[Antique Rice]

so his next claim will be that god hosed him?

He was hosed by simply being born, so yes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Maybe he was 10 years old and on the Vancouver Island ferry and he started his first period unexpectedly and a nice troon offered to take him in the bathroom and show him how to insert a tampon.

 

[TheBlackVolga]

Because "sexual assault" is a vague term and can be applied to a variety of events, my bet is that Jonathan's alleged sexual assault was someone calling him "sir" rather than "madam".

 

[AbraCadaver]

Maybe he was 10 years old and on the Vancouver Island ferry and he started his first period unexpectedly and a nice troon offered to take him in the bathroom and show him how to insert a tampon.

Please tell me this is the start of a time travel saga.

HE IS HIS OWN ABUSER

 

[Menstrual Champ]

His "sexual assault" was probably getting kicked in the groin by a girl he tried to get handsy with during recess.

 

[Judge Holden]

His "sexual assault" was probably getting kicked in the groin by a girl he tried to get handsy with during recess.

Not even being hyperbolic here, if the past year of retard obnoxious and loathesome behavior on Yaniv's part has been genuine and is not an act of some kind, then Yaniv is unironically the kind of guy who would call the cops on a girl for resisting his attempt to rape them

Not in a "oh officer I was just minding my own bidniss here and this crazy lady jumped out and attacked me!" way, but straight up "THIS GIRL IS A BIGOT FOR NOT LETTING ME FUCK HER! SHE HAS CAUSED ME EMOTIONAL TRAUMA BY REJECTING ME AND I WANT HER IN JAIL RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!"

 

[wabbits]

Not even being hyperbolic here, if the past year of retard obnoxious and loathesome behavior on Yaniv's part has been genuine and is not an act of some kind, then Yaniv is unironically the kind of guy who would call the cops on a girl for resisting his attempt to rape them

Not in a "oh officer I was just minding my own bidniss here and this crazy lady jumped out and attacked me!" way, but straight up "THIS GIRL IS A BIGOT FOR NOT LETTING ME FUCK HER! SHE HAS CAUSED ME EMOTIONAL TRAUMA BY REJECTING ME AND I WANT HER IN JAIL RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!"

He does believe the RCMP is the Customer Service Dept., doesn't he?

 

[Vlad Transylvania Mai]

A 12 year old was able to overpower yaniv and sexually assault him