8/20/2015 - This is the end, cruel world! -
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Cool bait.
In an ideal world this would happen but alas this is just baiting
Also he probably doesn't have any asspatters left anymore
Also he probably doesn't have any asspatters left anymore
The modern world is to blame thanks to the real name rule.
This just proves how unfunny ADF is. Can't have the trillions of names he wants.
This just proves how unfunny ADF is. Can't have the trillions of names he wants.
I assume he meant "Facebook's name policy is responsible for my suicidal ideation / suicide attempt / suicide," but "reasonable" works too.
Like he's just flat-out admitting, "I know people will think this is stupid, so I'm just going to stop you right there and say nuh-uh!"
Poor Choices
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In the original ADF thread where kiwis documented the suicide "attempt" where John from the Red and Black cafe came and "saved" him I was sperging pretty hard about how Phil shouldn't kill himself. It might make me a callous person at this point but he's threatened so many times with transparently manipulative motives that if he actually does it this time I couldn't give a shit. Just don't jump into traffic and make your death someone else's problem "Isabel".
Also in regards to transparent motives this is what Phil posted before this for everybody coming from the mainpage.
He's using suicide threats to deflect from his embarrassing shenanigans to force asspats from SJW idiots like always.
Also in regards to transparent motives this is what Phil posted before this for everybody coming from the mainpage.
He's using suicide threats to deflect from his embarrassing shenanigans to force asspats from SJW idiots like always.
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The fat trans Latina that nobody cared about...because she doesn't actually exist.
Self-care in peace.
Self-care in peace.
What do we want?
Instant gratification!
When do we want it?
Now!
What will we do if we don't get it?
Cry and threaten to kill ourselves!
Also:
Phil posts suicide threat, waits five minutes, sees no "Likes" or asspats, changes cover photo to a black void to drive home he's really for reals serious this time.
Instant gratification!
When do we want it?
Now!
What will we do if we don't get it?
Cry and threaten to kill ourselves!
Also:
Phil posts suicide threat, waits five minutes, sees no "Likes" or asspats, changes cover photo to a black void to drive home he's really for reals serious this time.
I thought that was just him failing at uploading a photo
Just another day in the life of Phil and another day where I think he's a cheap attention whore.
He's probably attempting suicide by eating hamburgers right now.
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